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Old 06-15-2001, 07:40 AM
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A zoo in a redneck town acquires a female gorilla that soon goes into heat. There are no male gorillas of the species available, so the park administrators think of Ed, the part-time animal cage cleaner. They ask Ed if he'd be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500. Ed shows interest but says he'll have to think it over. The next day, Ed announces that he'll do it, but only under three conditions. "First, I don't want to have to kiss her. Second, you must never tell anyone about this," he says. "And third, you gotta give me another week to come up with the 500 bucks."
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haahahah!!!
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Good one. LOL
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Nice
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LOL :^)
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