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Old 01-03-2001, 06:48 AM
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Default Here's why you never make the boss' wife mad...

<center><img src="http://www.einsteinsolutions.com/saranwrap.jpg"></center><p>yes, she did. She actually shrinkwrapped my car. I was harassing her about her Lexus sport utility (the big one that looks like the Toyota Land Cruiser), and she went and did it. Grrrrrrr.

She's actually a really cool woman, but I think I might have to kill her anyway. You mess with the car, you mess with the man.
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So.....shrink wrap you bosses wife! Naked. Might not be good for your career.
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Gomez better watch that curb when you get your suspension.
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What does it say on that piece of paper?
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It said "Happy Thanksgiving." She did it the day before Thanksgiving.
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Hey, great winterizing idea. Say g'bye to stone chips! Visibility could be improved, however.
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A friend of mine had his car wrapped. Didn't know it. He has remote start. Plastic melted. Ouch.
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Thanks for registering Gomez on my site, jussnb
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Default We did that to our boss years ago... his last name was Shrikrath... so we called him "Shrinkwrap"...

he didn't mind... it was all in good fun... On his last day at the company we shrinkwrapped his car as a going-away gag. He was a cool guy so we always played practical jokes on each other.

aaaaaah the good ol' days of goofing off at work when you're a teenager.
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Tell her that next time instead of the clear bra treatment, she can just wax the car


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