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Joke of the day
Audi Quattro
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian
Customs agent stops them and tells them:
"Itsa illegal to putta fiva people in a Quattro."
"What do you mean it's illegal?" asked the Englishmen.
"Quattro means four," replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retort
disbelievingly.
"Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons."
"You can'ta pulla thata one ona me," replies the Italian customs agent.
"Quattro means four.
You hava fiva people ina your car and you are therefore
breakin'a the law".
The Englishmen reply angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over - We
want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come. He'sa busy with two
guys in a Uno
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian
Customs agent stops them and tells them:
"Itsa illegal to putta fiva people in a Quattro."
"What do you mean it's illegal?" asked the Englishmen.
"Quattro means four," replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retort
disbelievingly.
"Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons."
"You can'ta pulla thata one ona me," replies the Italian customs agent.
"Quattro means four.
You hava fiva people ina your car and you are therefore
breakin'a the law".
The Englishmen reply angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over - We
want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come. He'sa busy with two
guys in a Uno
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