mdwsta4â„¢uroslut

>A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The
>passion is heating up.
>
>But then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like it, I
>just want you to hold me."
>
>The husband says "WHAT??"
>
>The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her
>emotional needs as a woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to
>happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
>
>So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big
>department store.
>
>He walks around and has her try on three very expensive
>outfits.
>
>She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them.
>
>Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $100 each.
>
>And then they go to the jewelry dept. where she gets a set
>of diamond earrings.
>
>The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped
>out but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The
>husband says "But you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then
>let's get it".
>
>The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe
>what is going on.
>
>She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register."
>
>The husband stops and says, 'No, honey I don't feel like
>buying all this stuff now."
>
>The wife's face goes blank.
>He says "Honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
>while."
>
>The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to
>explode.
>
>Husband says, "You must not be in tune with my financial
>needs as a man."

RedBlackYellow

oldie but goodie, i wonder if he'll get laid again