I Hate Murphy!

Why is it that when I had my stupid old Mustang GT, I had not a damn thing happen to it. No accidents, no major stratches, no dings. Nothing, even with those massively huge doors. Looked perfect for years.

I replace it with my beautiful new A4 and in the first 3,000 miles, I have had to repaint the front bumper because of my own incompetence involving a stucco planter, have picked up stratches on the driver's mirror and rear bumper, and last month a 65 year old half blind man in a Pontiac road yacht smashed into my front quarter panel.

ARGH!!!!!!! Making me think twice about ever buying another brand new car.

Tell me about it!

Some dufus in a white Cherokee got me the week after I bought mine, left rear door, big ole white spot and a nasty ding to go with it. And two jerks have gotten my rear bumper, in the parking garage where I work... an insurance company! I've only had it since MAY!

I'm thinking about hiring guys to watch it in parking lots! ;-)