My dad found out i'm chipped....the hard way
11-21-2000, 07:31 AM
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My dad found out i'm chipped....the hard way
so i'm about 5 blocks from my house and i pull up to a familiar car....a 94 camry LE....yup....it was dad....we grin....light turns green....and we go at it...i'm sure you guys know how the race turned out....he was pretty pissed i got to his parking space first....
dad: i thought your car only has 150
me: oh yeah....but i did some stuff to it
dad: *chuckles*
i bet thats the last time he tries that again...hehehe
dad: i thought your car only has 150
me: oh yeah....but i did some stuff to it
dad: *chuckles*
i bet thats the last time he tries that again...hehehe
11-21-2000, 07:59 AM
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My grandma tried to race me in her buick. She didn't stand a chance.
11-21-2000, 08:12 AM
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Re: My dad found out i'm chipped....the hard way
I think a 94 Camry has only 120hp or 130hp ( old Mazda 626 is worse - 102hp and Accord DX - 135hp??). You can outrun it even with a stock 1.8t.
11-21-2000, 08:19 AM
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Fast forward to tomorrow morning.....
"Dad, what are you doing under my car?"
(sheepishly)"uuuuh... I.. I... I was just uhhhh, looking at your car... yea... just loo, looking"
(eyebrow raised with Dr. Evil tone) "Riiiiiigh..T"
"So... son.... ya up for a rematch?" (with a cheshire cat grin)
"Dad, is that brake fluid on the floor under my car?"
"wha ... wha... whAAAt? Brake fluid? nOOOooo. Don't be silly... son..... it's just, ummmmmm, condensation from the cold weather... ya... condensation... definately condensation. So C'mon... let's have that rematch eh'? Whaddaya say? Let's go out to Old Snake Canyon Road... ya know... the one by the ravine. I'm feeling lucky today and I think I deserve a rematch. It'll be fun.. just the two of us... you know.. father son bonding. Besides, you never spend any quality time with dear old dad anymore. We can go have a beer and catch up afterward. We'll make a day of it"
(slowly walking backwards)"Yea.... sure dad... lemme go get my keys and I'll be right back"
Moments later dad hears the sound of the back door opening then slamming shut... followed by the sound of fast moving (running) footsteps running away from the house in the opposite direction.
BlueA4 was never seen or heard from again.
(sheepishly)"uuuuh... I.. I... I was just uhhhh, looking at your car... yea... just loo, looking"
(eyebrow raised with Dr. Evil tone) "Riiiiiigh..T"
"So... son.... ya up for a rematch?" (with a cheshire cat grin)
"Dad, is that brake fluid on the floor under my car?"
"wha ... wha... whAAAt? Brake fluid? nOOOooo. Don't be silly... son..... it's just, ummmmmm, condensation from the cold weather... ya... condensation... definately condensation. So C'mon... let's have that rematch eh'? Whaddaya say? Let's go out to Old Snake Canyon Road... ya know... the one by the ravine. I'm feeling lucky today and I think I deserve a rematch. It'll be fun.. just the two of us... you know.. father son bonding. Besides, you never spend any quality time with dear old dad anymore. We can go have a beer and catch up afterward. We'll make a day of it"
(slowly walking backwards)"Yea.... sure dad... lemme go get my keys and I'll be right back"
Moments later dad hears the sound of the back door opening then slamming shut... followed by the sound of fast moving (running) footsteps running away from the house in the opposite direction.
BlueA4 was never seen or heard from again.
