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one reason why god did not grant humans "super powers"

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Old 04-06-2000, 10:57 PM
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i went downstairs to move my car because of 12am street cleaning. guess what? there's a car parked right behind mine kissing my bumper. the streets are F***ING EMPTY. the freeking metal plate and exposed screws were about as close as you could get without being INSIDE my bumper.

i held my temper and moved the car around the corner. there are now 3 very visible .5inch diagonal scratches. it wouldnt be so bad if my car wasnt volcano BLACK. i grabbed my digi cam, pen and paper and headed back to the inconsiderate bastard's car.

it was gone. 5mins!!! it was gone! if i had super human powers the kind that i would like .. i would have melted his/her car down to slag. he/she would have come back and found a unrecognizable, amorphous pile of metal, rubber and vinyl.

now .. what i shouldve done was take a picture of the offending 'kiss' and another of the license plate and THEN moved my car. a lesson learned.

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Old 04-07-2000, 12:15 AM
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i carry a disposable camera in my car for just that reason. acually, i was involved in a hit and run a few years back and couldnt get the licence plate # in time. now if i were to get into an accident i'll grab my camera and take a few pics.
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Default They must have seen you eyeballing the damage and bailed out... next time

write the plate number down before you do anything else.
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I hear ya.
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