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The Best Genie Story...
A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive
course
lined with Million dollar homes. On the third tee,
the husband cautioned, "Honey, be careful when you
drive.
If we break one of those windows it'll cost us a
fortune
to repair" Of course, she teed off and promptly
shanked it
right through the window of the biggest house on the
course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to watch out!
Now we'll
have to go up there and apologize and see how much
that
lousy drive is going to cost us." They walked up,
knocked on the
door,and a
warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the
door they saw
glass
all
over the place and a broken antique bottle lying on
its side near the
broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you
the people that
broke the window?" "Uh..., yeah, we're sure sorry about that," the
husband replied."Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to
thank you. You see,
I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a
thousand years. Now
that

you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three
wishes. I'll give you
each
one
wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!"
the
husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out,
"I'd like a
million
dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No
problem", said the
genie,
"You've got it. I have already put a million dollars
in your bank
account.

It's the least I can do." "And now you, young lady,
what do you
want?" the

genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home
complete with
servants in every country in the world." she said.
"Consider it done.
The
deeds are now in your name," the genie said. "And
now," the couple
both
asked
in unison, "what's your wish, genie?" "Well, since
I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in a thousand
years, my wish is
to have sex with your wife." The husband looked at his wife
and said, "Gee,
honey,
you
know we both now have a fortune, and all those
houses. What do you
think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You
know, you're right. Considering all that, I guess I
wouldn't mind."
The genie and the woman went upstairs where he
ravished her for the
rest
of
the afternoon. Both satisfied each other repeatedly,
and afterwards,
the
genie rolled over and looked at the wife and asked,
"How old are you
and
your
husband? "Why, we're both 35" she responded
breathlessly. "No ****!
Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe
in genies?"

;-))

eMKay (BFLO)

HAAAhahaha! Good one!

Kirath ¾-B0§t0n

LOL!!! thats was good

®ob

Bwahahaha

Bill In SoCal

funny stuff

Deerslayer

A man and his wife were golfing, and he hits the bar directly in front of a barn. The wife says "No problem, we'll just open up the doors and you can fire through the barn. You get the front, I'll get the back".
She opens the doors and waits... after a minute, she sticks her head around the door to see why he hasn't shot.
He hit the ball just as she is leaning around the door. It hits her in the head and she drops dead.

About a year later, the guy is playing the same course with his buddy. He hit the ball in almost exactly the same spot. His friend says "Let's open the doors and you can hit it through the bar". The guy says "No way, last time I did that I ended up 3 over on this hole".

ModifiedA4

LOL!

fabva

liked that!!!

Vince L.

LOL! Good one dude! Never fail to make me laugh.

AggregatVier

...it's a lot worse.