Why I, GilliamOS, am a Scumbag (Long)
11-16-2004, 07:41 PM
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Why I, GilliamOS, am a Scumbag (Long)
I just recently noticed that there are a variety of reasons that constitute me as a scum bag. I thought I'd share with you the top 30 things that make me a scumbag.
1. I like Old Style beer
2. I wear a 20+ year old Old Style beer jacket that is at least 2 sizes too small for me
3. I purchased a 40oz of Colt .45
4. I smoke Lucky Strike cigarettes with a Burgess Meredith-esque cigarette holder
5. I smoke cigarettes in my alley at midnight in my bathrobe while drinking Icehouse
6. I drink Icehouse
7. I go to a community college
8. I really like minor league hockey
9. I drank and liked a four dollar bottle of wine. A lot.
10. I make Tom Collinses for myself in my basement with $5 gin and warm pop
11. I've worked at The Grinders (Spaghetti House) for over 3 years
12. My idea of a good night is drinking cheap beer, watching SportsCenter, watching a Devo DVD and smoking a cigarette in my alley (see #5)
13. I honestly don't believe that O.J. was guilty.
14. I drive a 1993 Sundance with a smashed in front right end (bad weather cruiser)
15. The only time I carry on a conversation with a female is so I can oggle her when she isn't looking.
16. I will make a trip to Wal-Mart only to play their air hockey table. Two or three times a week
17. I carry a big bottle of off-brand Maalox in my backpack
18. About 2 years ago I didn't shower for four days to bother my co-workers. Why did I get fired?
19. My idea of dressing up is wearing something other than a Bears jersey.
20. I get Mac Sauce on all my burgers when I go to McDonalds
21. My idea of a snack has been known to be a bag of rolls and a container of margarine
22. I get really excited over crappy on sale Halloween candy the day after Halloween
23. When I sneeze or burp I really like doing it at someone's head.
24. I think farting is funny
25. Instead of fixing an oil leak I just buy a bottle of oil every week and a half or so.
26. There is a Prince and the Revolution poster on my wall.
27. I drive in the left lane, below the speed limit, along side another person, so the tailgater can't get by.
28. Miller High Life is the most expensive beer I will buy. (not very expensive)
29. I don't get rid of anything. Especially hats that are too filthy for me to ever wear again.
30. I have a bunch of scumbag friends who are awful people
1. I like Old Style beer
2. I wear a 20+ year old Old Style beer jacket that is at least 2 sizes too small for me
3. I purchased a 40oz of Colt .45
4. I smoke Lucky Strike cigarettes with a Burgess Meredith-esque cigarette holder
5. I smoke cigarettes in my alley at midnight in my bathrobe while drinking Icehouse
6. I drink Icehouse
7. I go to a community college
8. I really like minor league hockey
9. I drank and liked a four dollar bottle of wine. A lot.
10. I make Tom Collinses for myself in my basement with $5 gin and warm pop
11. I've worked at The Grinders (Spaghetti House) for over 3 years
12. My idea of a good night is drinking cheap beer, watching SportsCenter, watching a Devo DVD and smoking a cigarette in my alley (see #5)
13. I honestly don't believe that O.J. was guilty.
14. I drive a 1993 Sundance with a smashed in front right end (bad weather cruiser)
15. The only time I carry on a conversation with a female is so I can oggle her when she isn't looking.
16. I will make a trip to Wal-Mart only to play their air hockey table. Two or three times a week
17. I carry a big bottle of off-brand Maalox in my backpack
18. About 2 years ago I didn't shower for four days to bother my co-workers. Why did I get fired?
19. My idea of dressing up is wearing something other than a Bears jersey.
20. I get Mac Sauce on all my burgers when I go to McDonalds
21. My idea of a snack has been known to be a bag of rolls and a container of margarine
22. I get really excited over crappy on sale Halloween candy the day after Halloween
23. When I sneeze or burp I really like doing it at someone's head.
24. I think farting is funny
25. Instead of fixing an oil leak I just buy a bottle of oil every week and a half or so.
26. There is a Prince and the Revolution poster on my wall.
27. I drive in the left lane, below the speed limit, along side another person, so the tailgater can't get by.
28. Miller High Life is the most expensive beer I will buy. (not very expensive)
29. I don't get rid of anything. Especially hats that are too filthy for me to ever wear again.
30. I have a bunch of scumbag friends who are awful people
11-16-2004, 09:17 PM
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Keeper of the Cash
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Apparently you've never worked two jobs at once.
I had quit the first job (grinders) to go work at the local country club, and found out I couldn't do both at once. So, I quit grinders for awhile, but have worked there for a total of 3 years.
11-16-2004, 09:28 PM
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Ah, a fellow scum bag?
I hate people who think just because I drive an Audi, I'm can't be a scam bag, lol. The oil isssue only applies to my bad weather car, btw!
11-16-2004, 09:33 PM
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Lets just say....
I am currently drinking Old Style, and wearing my bears circa 1985 Ditaka sweater to stay warm.
I also hold the offical Audi Club Chicago chappter's most ghetto car award.
And once I fixed an oil leak on my oil return line with JB weld.
I also hold the offical Audi Club Chicago chappter's most ghetto car award.
And once I fixed an oil leak on my oil return line with JB weld.
11-16-2004, 09:44 PM
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Wow, that's great.
I live right across the big river (Mississippi), in the Quad Cities, so rooting for the bears is the better choice over the cheese heads. Fixing an oil leak with a JB weld? Why didn't I think of that... lol.
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11-16-2004, 09:58 PM
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They have Old Style in Iowa?
I have a few things on my list that you might like
Not the full list but a few good ones.
1) I have a stripper pole in my living room
2) I took my ex to Ditkas resturant for our anaversary
3) I like PRB
4) I once wrote "Farve Sucks" on my @ss
5) I have 2 broken Audi wheels on my patio
6) I also have other old car parts out there
7) A few weeks ago I slept with a girl and I don't know her name, and yes it has happened before
8) I drink by myself
9) I try to clog public toilets
it goes on...........
Not the full list but a few good ones.
1) I have a stripper pole in my living room
2) I took my ex to Ditkas resturant for our anaversary
3) I like PRB
4) I once wrote "Farve Sucks" on my @ss
5) I have 2 broken Audi wheels on my patio
6) I also have other old car parts out there
7) A few weeks ago I slept with a girl and I don't know her name, and yes it has happened before
8) I drink by myself
9) I try to clog public toilets
it goes on...........
