cdl5583

This problem has made it a little tougher to enjoy driving my car, and the fact that this is so easy to simulate worries me, to do so follow the actions below:

1. Go out for a drive with your girlfriend/fiancee/wife (Warning: do not bring more than one of the previously listed with you, unless she's into that, and in that case go you)
2. **** her off, usually a fairly easy step to complete, most often the easiest way is to just start talking
3. At this point she is now yelling at you, blaming you for not liking her pet, saying how your family ruins everything, etc, and your face is now droopy and sullen.
4. Now heres the turning point, step on the gas as hard as you can (downshift if driving manual)
5. Notice how all of a sudden there is a huge grin running across your face
6. Now look over at your significant other, the smile on your face has triggered some sort of chemical change where she is no longer the person you usually see.
7. Shift gears if driving manual (you dont want to be bouncing off the redline now)
8. Watch as her eyes turn red, head starts spinning, and begin to dodge the projectile vomit.
9. Now how am I possibly supposed to totally enjoy driving while my significant other is getting puke all over my car and still managing to yell at me at the same time.

Note: This is a fictional writeup, at no point did my significant other vomit in my car so no I dont have cleaning tips for that.

Ed@mtl

I like #2. That's so true. lol

Aidan's Daddy

It's a very good write-up that will help others when they chip their 2.0T.

Tgr_Clw

LOL. Sig worthy.

MB The Body

lol

GodBlessQuattro

i did that in the parking lot at hollywood/highland, she went from yelling to crying, good times!!

JimFerraro

Of course, I kind of ruined her internal G-Meter with my 10 second 03 cobra =o)