KjellA

Quiet here these days, I take the chance of posting a joke I found quite amusing:


Tiger Woods drives his Audi into a Petrol Station in Cork during his Tour of Ireland. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner, unaware as to who the golf pro is, "Top o' the morning to ya young fella!"

As Tiger leans over to get out of the car two pegs fall out of his top pocket onto the Ground.
"What are dey son?" asks the attendant. "They're called pegs" replies Tiger Woods.
"And what would dey be for then?" enquires the Irish man. "They're for resting my ***** on while I'm driving" says Tiger Woods.

"Jaysus", says the Irish man, "Dem boys at Audi just think of everything!"

petrie

I belong to Ballybunion GC in County Kerry, but it's been several years since I've been over there. The joke reminds me how much I miss it! Only problem with the joke is that Ireland is so golf crazy, it's hard to believe anyone, especially in a city like Cork, would not recognize Tiger immediately!