HELP! I've been jacked!!
03-05-2007, 08:02 AM
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HELP! I've been jacked!!
by my wife.. i got up this morning and she was already gone on her two day buiness trip with my new baby..she left the keys to the taurus on the kitchen counter with a note that reads, " I've got your bitch." now that ain't right..take my wallet but leave my baby!
03-05-2007, 09:44 AM
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You need to either 1: Hide all A8 keys and demand certain favors to reveal hiding place or
2: Get rid of the Taurus and replace with, oh maybe an A5!
Hint: option 2 will be much more conducive to marital bliss.
Hint: option 2 will be much more conducive to marital bliss.
03-05-2007, 11:11 AM
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Well I noticed you haven't even posted pics of your bitch...
maybe she thought you would not mind since you have not shown the appropriate degree of obsession. ;-)
03-05-2007, 03:03 PM
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Look at the bright side
1) After driving the Taurus you'll appreciate the A8 even more.
2) You now have an extra bargaining chip for a little extra somethin' somethin' when she comes back.
2) You now have an extra bargaining chip for a little extra somethin' somethin' when she comes back.
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03-06-2007, 12:24 PM
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Hee hee... confession time ...
Ahem,
Hello, my name is Gina... and I used to drive a Taurus station wagon... <hangs head> lol
And now the rest of the story...
In the winter of 1992 we were hit head-on by a Saturn trying to make a left turn across our path! (he didn't even come close to making it) After five weeks the insurance company finally came to their senses and decided to total it, that's when we found a pristine Audi 5000 on a Boulder used car lot, needed a car like NOW, so we bought it on faith - turned out to be the start of our love affair with Audis.
So, I guess I shouldn't be so hard on the Taurus - look at the road it has brought us down!
=)
Hello, my name is Gina... and I used to drive a Taurus station wagon... <hangs head> lol
And now the rest of the story...
In the winter of 1992 we were hit head-on by a Saturn trying to make a left turn across our path! (he didn't even come close to making it) After five weeks the insurance company finally came to their senses and decided to total it, that's when we found a pristine Audi 5000 on a Boulder used car lot, needed a car like NOW, so we bought it on faith - turned out to be the start of our love affair with Audis.
So, I guess I shouldn't be so hard on the Taurus - look at the road it has brought us down!
=)
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