Auto Grrrrrs!! of the Day (On Ramp Oblivions, Car Dealer Oblivions...)
03-23-2004, 01:42 PM
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Auto Grrrrrs!! of the Day (On Ramp Oblivions, Car Dealer Oblivions...)
One of these days, I am going to buy a big Hummer, cover it with iron grill guards, and when somebody stops on the on-ramp to the interstate, I'm going to push them right onto the interstate at a proper merging speed! Why do people do this? Do they think it will be easier to merge with 75mph traffic from a dead-stand-still rather than a reasonable 45-55mph? Grrr!!!!
Most people know a fair amount about cars. So why do some dealerships insist on treating us like moronic oblivions? Do you really think I would believe Chrysler Corp only has 24 month leases? Do you really think I would believe my Mercedes-Benz is only worth $250 and my 2003 Mazda 6 is worth only $13,000? Your strong-arm tactics will not work either, I'm in control of the deal, I will buy, or I won't, its that simple. You can give me a price quote without running my credit, and it will be accurate, I garuntee it, Chrysler Corp does that on thier website. Treat me with respect! Grrr!!!!
P.S. Wash your hair, I don't want grease on the headrest of the car I might buy. Yech!!!
Attention Left-Lane Vigilante Oblivions, if I see one more of you in the far left lane going 5mph below the speed limit, I will honk at you and flash my lights. You are not that special as to travel in your own lane at whatever speed you want to go. You may not be in a hurry, but some of us are. And if you flip me off because I honk at you then zoom around on the right, expect a projectile to come out of my sunroof. Don't believe me? Ask the really really really ridiculously rude chick in the Honda Prelude about why she has powdered sugar all over her hood. Grrr!!!!!
Most people know a fair amount about cars. So why do some dealerships insist on treating us like moronic oblivions? Do you really think I would believe Chrysler Corp only has 24 month leases? Do you really think I would believe my Mercedes-Benz is only worth $250 and my 2003 Mazda 6 is worth only $13,000? Your strong-arm tactics will not work either, I'm in control of the deal, I will buy, or I won't, its that simple. You can give me a price quote without running my credit, and it will be accurate, I garuntee it, Chrysler Corp does that on thier website. Treat me with respect! Grrr!!!!
P.S. Wash your hair, I don't want grease on the headrest of the car I might buy. Yech!!!
Attention Left-Lane Vigilante Oblivions, if I see one more of you in the far left lane going 5mph below the speed limit, I will honk at you and flash my lights. You are not that special as to travel in your own lane at whatever speed you want to go. You may not be in a hurry, but some of us are. And if you flip me off because I honk at you then zoom around on the right, expect a projectile to come out of my sunroof. Don't believe me? Ask the really really really ridiculously rude chick in the Honda Prelude about why she has powdered sugar all over her hood. Grrr!!!!!
03-24-2004, 03:53 AM
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Time for some Ritalin
Dude, you're a bit stressed. 
However, I will offer that instead of powdered sugar or flour you use motor oil. As soon as they hit the wipers, it's lights out for them.
Does make a mess all over the back of your car though.
(Haven't done it myself, but based on an allegedly 'true' and very funny story told to me by a co-worker).
However, I will offer that instead of powdered sugar or flour you use motor oil. As soon as they hit the wipers, it's lights out for them.
Does make a mess all over the back of your car though.
(Haven't done it myself, but based on an allegedly 'true' and very funny story told to me by a co-worker).
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