So that 5000 limo....

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Old 10-24-2007, 11:05 PM
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Default So that 5000 limo....

Never heard back if that baby was for sale or not. Anyone have any rumors/ideas/clues to the status on that bad-boy?

It beckons me in my dreams.
Old 10-25-2007, 09:54 AM
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Default A typical conversation between the chauffeur and the "client' in the back of that car.

Client: Why don't the interior lights work?
Driver: Oh, sorry let me check the glove box light.

Client: My window won't go down.
Driver: Just open and close your door while holding the switch, sorry.

Client: What's that beeping sound?
Driver: We are low on Pentosin, sorry

Client: Why are we driving so slow?
Driver: sorry again, but It's dark out and I can't see farther than 5ft in front of the car with these US: DOT headlights.

Client: My hair is really getting messed up.
Driver: um, yeah, sorry again, I keep meaning to tack up that headliner

Client: What is that jerking?
Driver: Oh that's just the transmission shifting. sorry about that
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Default I just woke up and read what Randolp said

Great way to start my day off reading that post very funny.
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Randolph that was Funny 10 out of 10 !!!!!!!!!!!
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Default I need more limo.....

I need to see inside pictures!!!
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Default Where do i post for top 10 post of all time!!! Great job Randolph :)

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Don't forget:Client-Driver I just spilled my Grey Poupon! Driver: Sorry the CEL keeps flashing
Old 10-25-2007, 10:57 PM
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Default That's perfect, and you cant forget

"Driver, neither of the back doors open"

Driver: Oh, just push your knee on the lower part of the door and pull the trigger at the same time. No, no, no... both at once... that's wrong, you didn't push hard enough... dammit let me show you."
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