Breaking News... Cowboys: T.O. failed to OD on pain killers.
09-27-2006, 06:28 AM
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Breaking News... Cowboys: T.O. failed to OD on pain killers.
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<center><big><big><big>Cowboys' Owens attempted suicide, police say</big></big></big>
<big>Controversial star admitted overdosing on pain pills to rescue workers</big></center>
Oh Nos!<ul><li><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15021827/">http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15021827/</a</li></ul>
<center><big><big><big>Cowboys' Owens attempted suicide, police say</big></big></big>
<big>Controversial star admitted overdosing on pain pills to rescue workers</big></center>
Oh Nos!<ul><li><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15021827/">http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15021827/</a</li></ul>
09-27-2006, 07:35 AM
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I strongly suggest for a long hard laugh, readin fark.com's section on it
Failed suicide attempts are the hallmark action of any decent attention *****. Duh.
"If you had "T.O. tries to kill himself" in your fantasy league, you won"
/my rejected headline
How about them Cowboys!
There is not team in TO, but there is an O and D.
You can't spell IDIOT without T.O.<ul><li><a href="http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2315340">http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2315340</a></li></ul>
"If you had "T.O. tries to kill himself" in your fantasy league, you won"
/my rejected headline
How about them Cowboys!
There is not team in TO, but there is an O and D.
You can't spell IDIOT without T.O.<ul><li><a href="http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2315340">http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2315340</a></li></ul>
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09-27-2006, 09:30 AM
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jumped the shark after Sept. 11th. Backed up and jumped it again when
he started charging 5 bucks a month to read all the rejected submissions.
Backed up and jumped over it for the third time when he moved the boobies links off the front page and on to their "own" fark.
Backed up and jumped over it for the third time when he moved the boobies links off the front page and on to their "own" fark.