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Old 05-21-2001, 05:59 PM
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Default OK, check this out guys........ ( nice race story inside)

Ok i went over to O hare airport to pick up some people. On the way back i see this little punkass in a green 94 Z28. Little LT sticker on the bumper, skin heads inside, two off em. they be all lookin at me cuz i got 3 chicks in the car. SO i down shift my bitch into 3rd at 70mph. The **** kicked and he tryed to catch up, but that ***** *** lt1 was too weak. Then after i smoked him for like 5 miles, (top speed 130!!!! for like 10 min striaght) he takes the same ramp as me, My **** can handle so i bust some crazy ****. I see him in my little mirror over steering crazy style. WHAT A JUNKSTER. 2.8 for life, FWD for life. BIg pimpin for Life. :P
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You are SOOOO stoned.
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Default Let's see....5 miles in 10 minutes......

...that would be 30 miles per hour.

Wow. We're all impressed.

When you "shifted yo bitch" did she scream, or just slap you on the back of the head and call you a ****** ? Since your "**** can handle", did you wash your hands afterward ? You should always wash your hands after handling, or talking ****.

30 mph, huh ? Wow. Again. You must be one crazy dude. Keep outta my hood.
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You never cease to amuse me. See ya in two weeks.
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Which engine were you running that day? ...Front? ...Rear? ...Both? >;->
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Default nooooo.... i was running with the front engine set up...

my rear engine is blown. I had a penta turbo setup on it, and it blew up and a flying pisten killed Mr. S4, he was sitting passenger side and the thing shot straight through his right arm, bounced off and took his left off. He lived went to the hospital,they said he would be armless for the rest off his life, buthe would live a semi normal life. He killed himself about 2 hours later cuz he knew he could never masterbate again. Thats why he doesn't post no more. RIP Mr.S4 ;(
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he he, I hate to admit but that was pretty funny.
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hahah, funny response
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ROFLMAO
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Default Re: Let's see....5 miles in 10 minutes......

Mark has a recailbrated speedo. It says 100, but actually its 25...LOL


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