cit1991

The RS4 really seems to bring out the muse in our motoring press.

I'll start:

Jeremy Clarkson:

"414! That's enough to give a man a whole new hairdo."

Johnny Lieberman:

"whereas the Audi sounds and feels like a volcano making love to an avalanche."

"Forget violence, you are now driving war."

"The gun-holders just add the the overall Q-carness of this evil blue puppy."

"at root, all German cars want to be either trains or tanks. The RS4 is a bullet train that wants to be a rocket sled."

daveak05

that's some pretty weak stuff. journalistic doo doo.

AchTTung--Vollgas

"And that's before you push the innocuous little button marked 'S.' ...[T]he shocks get firmer and the ride goes from mercilessly painful to f-you."

craiglieberman

Just so there's no confusion...not MY quote

ToblertheDog

..."Assistant editor Sam Smith said it sounded 'like an angry, drunken bear being shot from a cannon.' One of us is obviously a big fan of hallucinogenics."

s4wood

It was right after you sold that 650 bhp Supra...

craiglieberman

..according to the label on RC Ertl's toy renditions.