CanuckRS4

Driving my girl home on a Saturday evening...
All is well with the world, RS4 purring along, still feeling fuzzy and warm from my evening of debauchery...then out of nowhere, a herd of rice rockets (rsx, civic, subaru, ... the list goes on) descend upon me like vultures each wanting their turn at the crown of "king of the road".
None really have a chance, but this does not deter the pimple faced swarm from swerving in and out of lanes in an attempt to race at high speeds on a dark highway with other inebriated, acne-prone, backward-hat wearing drivers...
Just my thoughts for the evening .....

daveak05

LMAO!

dxben

Damnit... he comes along and is funny.. I must study his methods...

06A8

the X5 just had to be the icing on the cake. idiots.

Rolanday

It goes w/ the territory of owning an RS4. Annoying? Yes. Surprising? No.

Also, I wouldn't be so sure you'd own these cars. Out of the box, w/ no mods, yes. But they're light and just a $500 CPU mod away from sizable power increases for the turbo cars.

dxben

But I agree, in a straight line anyway.

Vijay

And when they get out of their cars, you also get to see their butt cracks! Although the blaring bass from their rap-blasting 6 12" subs per car should have alerted you to their approach.

Victoryroad

Why? Testosterone. I just stay in my lane, Zen out and find it amusing.

scrs4

Nice thing about being in the deep South. No one here knows squat about an RS4. Well, very few. In eight months, I've only been challenged by two or three rice burners. Most of 'em just look and don't know what they're looking at, so they don't even bother to get the bravado up.

Which is fine. But sometimes, I do get to jonesing for a fight....

daveak05

even modded, they can't get there. Subaru if the WRX STi, sure.