let me just say that I am a horrible person who shouldnt be taken out in public...
06-09-2008, 06:15 PM
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let me just say that I am a horrible person who shouldnt be taken out in public...
It's been awhile since I last posted but I try to read up everynow and then on my ole' stomping grounds. Any of you that know me, know that I'm genuinely a nice person but that being said...
So I am in college as many of you know and am a frequent facebook user. Anywho.... I was minding my own business just checking out photos for some audi enthusiast group and came across a comment I made awhile back joking around with some kid who put a p-car's turbo badge on the back of his 2.0T... So me being somewhat a smartass said "my porsche called and wants its badge back..." So its like 2 months later and I forgot all about that and I stumble across the photo again. This time to my surprise, I noticed that the owner of the A4 replied back....
Normally I would have laughed off the insult involving the woman that carried me in her womb for 9 months, but I figured, this guido needs to be put in his place. Guidos, you know who you are, im not trying to call you out from your tanning beds so dont get roid rage, I'm just messing around.
Back to the story at hand, I proceeded to make fun of this kids badging job as a result. And I think I did so rather tastefully actually, hell it could have been brutal.
Just read the series of comments back and forth and form your own opinions, I just thought this was too funny not to share with you all... I wish I could just copy the actual page but it wont work if you dont have a facebook account, so I did my best... enjoy
<b>DISCLAIMER:</b> <i>no guidos were hurt in the writing of this thread</i>
<B>HERE IS THE PICTURE FOR REFERENCING</B>
<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/94021/n503951042_935080_1747.jpg">
<b>me (4/8/08) :</b> my porsche called and wants its badge back...
<b>guido (4/9/08) :</b> ur mother called and asked for her panties back...
<b>some random kid (4/15/08) : </b>"my porsche called and wants its badge back..." HAHA turbo badge FTL. Seriously dude, take all those badges off and put the rings back up there, looks much cleaner, it;s way too busy and it looks like ur trying to be cool with the turbo badge
<b>me (6/9/08 11:50am) : </b>debadging == when done properly is a subtle, moddest statement that says "try me"
rebadging from other models or cars (i.e. turbo, S4, RS4, AMG, M badges etc.) == a tard trying to impress people making it seem like his car is cooler/faster/more expensive than it really is, and that he is of course like the "SwE3teSt GuY EvAr!!!!"
just put an RS4 badge on there, everyone will believe you, and thats what your going for riiight... wait wait wait, this is better, remove the 2.0T badge and put an AMG badge!!!!!!! that would be the sweetest thing to laugh at ever!! and while your at it, just glue on a rolls royce hood emblem on the front...
rebadging from other models or cars that are arguably ****tier/slower/less expensive/what have you (i.e. debadging your p-car from saying turboS to one that saying boxster, or, though certainly not in your case, rebadging your S4 to say A4 1.8T) == legendary move that says "haha suck one" because anyone who knows what it really is will be thoroughly impressed and those that dont, who cares.
It just makes me laugh when people put turbo, or S/RS, M, or AMG badges on carsand it makes me weep for the car... cuz the **** looks STR8UPGAY... Enjoy your car for what it is and dont pretend to have it be anything its not, its a beautiful piece of machinery otherwise...
oh and your right my mom did call, but u misunderstood her over the sound of that guido-riced out A4... she said you can keep the panties, she doesnt need them, shes busy f*cking my dad...
by the way are those the stock tail pipes or did you just take um off a porsche too? you might need to get those upgraded to something that allows for good exhaust flow from that ginormous turbo that you have under the hood, that requires such flamboyant emphasis...
<b>guido (6/9/08 3:51 pm) : </b> ohh so ur a computer thugggg...i see homeyyyyy ur ill cause u talk **** behind ur monitor. btw i like ur pf pic, it shows such flamboyantly gay emphasis
<b>me (6/9/08 8:38 pm) : </b> hahahaha Im not even a cynical person, its just hilarious... Where you got the thug/homie impression from my dialect is somewhat inquisitive but I'll let that go. And in no way shape or form am I attempting to talk **** about people from behind my monitor, or even in front of their faces for that matter, I just find it funny that I'm certainly not alone in my beliefs on this matter. I just wonder what your going for with that badge? you know it doesnt add 5 horsepower contrary to popular belief.
But if your going to put porsche badges on your car, expect to get ****, not just from me guy.
I frankly love the badge, it screams "Its fast, its really really fast, its like a race car."
its all in good fun, take a joke... I never would have said a word if you had come up with a mature response to my prior comment or acknowledged that you did literally go out and buy a PORSCHE badge for your AUDI.
Whats wrong with the T next to the 2.0, that should speak for itself.... but to each his own.
btw... thrillllled that you love my profile pic, you single?
<b>guido (6/9/08 9:11 pm) : </b> i actually am thanks for asking
.... end of convo... at least for now... The sad thing is is that I could have been ruthless and I thought I was being nice. Flame on!!!
So I am in college as many of you know and am a frequent facebook user. Anywho.... I was minding my own business just checking out photos for some audi enthusiast group and came across a comment I made awhile back joking around with some kid who put a p-car's turbo badge on the back of his 2.0T... So me being somewhat a smartass said "my porsche called and wants its badge back..." So its like 2 months later and I forgot all about that and I stumble across the photo again. This time to my surprise, I noticed that the owner of the A4 replied back....
Normally I would have laughed off the insult involving the woman that carried me in her womb for 9 months, but I figured, this guido needs to be put in his place. Guidos, you know who you are, im not trying to call you out from your tanning beds so dont get roid rage, I'm just messing around.
Back to the story at hand, I proceeded to make fun of this kids badging job as a result. And I think I did so rather tastefully actually, hell it could have been brutal.
Just read the series of comments back and forth and form your own opinions, I just thought this was too funny not to share with you all... I wish I could just copy the actual page but it wont work if you dont have a facebook account, so I did my best... enjoy
<b>DISCLAIMER:</b> <i>no guidos were hurt in the writing of this thread</i>
<B>HERE IS THE PICTURE FOR REFERENCING</B>
<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/94021/n503951042_935080_1747.jpg">
<b>me (4/8/08) :</b> my porsche called and wants its badge back...
<b>guido (4/9/08) :</b> ur mother called and asked for her panties back...
<b>some random kid (4/15/08) : </b>"my porsche called and wants its badge back..." HAHA turbo badge FTL. Seriously dude, take all those badges off and put the rings back up there, looks much cleaner, it;s way too busy and it looks like ur trying to be cool with the turbo badge
<b>me (6/9/08 11:50am) : </b>debadging == when done properly is a subtle, moddest statement that says "try me"
rebadging from other models or cars (i.e. turbo, S4, RS4, AMG, M badges etc.) == a tard trying to impress people making it seem like his car is cooler/faster/more expensive than it really is, and that he is of course like the "SwE3teSt GuY EvAr!!!!"
just put an RS4 badge on there, everyone will believe you, and thats what your going for riiight... wait wait wait, this is better, remove the 2.0T badge and put an AMG badge!!!!!!! that would be the sweetest thing to laugh at ever!! and while your at it, just glue on a rolls royce hood emblem on the front...
rebadging from other models or cars that are arguably ****tier/slower/less expensive/what have you (i.e. debadging your p-car from saying turboS to one that saying boxster, or, though certainly not in your case, rebadging your S4 to say A4 1.8T) == legendary move that says "haha suck one" because anyone who knows what it really is will be thoroughly impressed and those that dont, who cares.
It just makes me laugh when people put turbo, or S/RS, M, or AMG badges on carsand it makes me weep for the car... cuz the **** looks STR8UPGAY... Enjoy your car for what it is and dont pretend to have it be anything its not, its a beautiful piece of machinery otherwise...
oh and your right my mom did call, but u misunderstood her over the sound of that guido-riced out A4... she said you can keep the panties, she doesnt need them, shes busy f*cking my dad...
by the way are those the stock tail pipes or did you just take um off a porsche too? you might need to get those upgraded to something that allows for good exhaust flow from that ginormous turbo that you have under the hood, that requires such flamboyant emphasis...
<b>guido (6/9/08 3:51 pm) : </b> ohh so ur a computer thugggg...i see homeyyyyy ur ill cause u talk **** behind ur monitor. btw i like ur pf pic, it shows such flamboyantly gay emphasis
<b>me (6/9/08 8:38 pm) : </b> hahahaha Im not even a cynical person, its just hilarious... Where you got the thug/homie impression from my dialect is somewhat inquisitive but I'll let that go. And in no way shape or form am I attempting to talk **** about people from behind my monitor, or even in front of their faces for that matter, I just find it funny that I'm certainly not alone in my beliefs on this matter. I just wonder what your going for with that badge? you know it doesnt add 5 horsepower contrary to popular belief.
But if your going to put porsche badges on your car, expect to get ****, not just from me guy.
I frankly love the badge, it screams "Its fast, its really really fast, its like a race car."
its all in good fun, take a joke... I never would have said a word if you had come up with a mature response to my prior comment or acknowledged that you did literally go out and buy a PORSCHE badge for your AUDI.
Whats wrong with the T next to the 2.0, that should speak for itself.... but to each his own.
btw... thrillllled that you love my profile pic, you single?
<b>guido (6/9/08 9:11 pm) : </b> i actually am thanks for asking
.... end of convo... at least for now... The sad thing is is that I could have been ruthless and I thought I was being nice. Flame on!!!
06-09-2008, 06:25 PM
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oo I forgot the best part...
heres what his profile picture is, hence the guido comments...
<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/94021/s503951042_3578.jpg">
resemblence anyone???
<img src="http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l119/laura235_2006/guido.jpg">
<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/94021/s503951042_3578.jpg">
resemblence anyone???
<img src="http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l119/laura235_2006/guido.jpg">
