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Old 06-13-2002, 04:56 AM
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Default Begin the morning w/ a Kill.......funny story......(long)

So I'm on my way to work, making my way to the NJ Parkway. I'm at a light and a black Trans Am WS6 pulls up next to me. The exhaust was really loud, shaking my car, and there was a "teenager" driving. I happened to glance over and I got a look of "screw off". I glanced down at the oil temp......ah, 200. It's go time. Since we were on the outskirts of town I wasn't going to take it above 45-50 but thought I'd try and get the jump on him.

Light turns green and I launched perfectly, 1.5 car lead.......bang second and he's still 1 length behind. At 50 mph I backed off and got the fly by, with middle finger to boot. Looser.

I needed gas and pulled into the next gas station. As I'm sitting there 2 kids in a new 1.8T GTI pull up and come over to me. "Hey man....we saw that little race with the Trans AM. We were coming out of dunkin donuts and watched the whole thing.....your car is the ****, can we take a closer look?" I recognized the one kid from my neighborhood, he's a good kid. I let him sit in the drivers seat and took a closer look at his GTI. Wow, the interior has come a long way since my 98 VR6. I'd love to get another one someday. Nice car.

We talked for about 15 mins and I told them I had to go to work. It turns out that they are seniors at the local highschool along with Mr. Trans Am. They said they got beaten by him a week earlier and he remarked that he COULDN'T be beaten! Apparently he's a big mouth and not very well liked. These kids were going to spread the word at school that Mr. Trans Am was beaten by a....gulp....Audi Station Wagon!!! It's going to be a long day for him!! SUCKER. Hehehehe
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haha very nice...not bad for a mornings work
Old 06-13-2002, 04:59 AM
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What parent would let their kid have a WS6? It's just asking for trouble IMHO. Nice kill BTW!
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Awesome!! WS6s are some of my favorite kills specially if they are running N2O
Old 06-13-2002, 05:02 AM
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Default sweet...i could beat the WS6 guy in my STock powahh'd S4 yesterday for sure...

oh....and that stock chip was spiking at 1.3 bar~
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Damn dude, who did you **** off in a past life? :P
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nice! best kill story I've heard all month!
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Default the funny thing is that the WS6 guy thinks he won the race...

cause after 50 mph he thinks he hauling *** and your car is not making anymore power.
So in his mind, he is still unbeatable. That was a wise thing you did by backing off after 50mph. Who know what the outcome would be with the provoked teenager behind the wheel of such a powerfull car.
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Default hey man hows it going? I wanna see your car sometime. I just got back from Burlington last night.

Are there any meets or anything going on this summer?
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Default friend has supercharged WS6 over 500ponies...crazy fast ride........

he's 19 never recked himself but one of his so called friends jumped it opver a curb and crushed two of his shiny rims and did some body damage.


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