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Old 05-03-2001, 10:34 PM
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When we got the car last week, my wife called it 'scary fast' and was less than enthusiastic about the 'satanic mood lighting'. Yesterday she was asking me how to get the quickest launch, and a couple of hours ago I caught her on Neuspeed's website. What should I do?

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Old 05-03-2001, 10:38 PM
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Your wife has sold her soul, unbeknowest to you. Has she been consorting w/ GRocky?
Old 05-03-2001, 10:58 PM
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Default easy give her these...

show here these links:

http://www.giacusa.com

http://www.hoppenmotorsport.com/

http://www.advancedmotorsport.com/

http://www.stratmosphere.com/

http://www.goapr.com/

sorry if I left anyone out...this is for starters. Note I don't endorse any of these folks...well maybe GIAC but this is for reference only.
Old 05-03-2001, 11:03 PM
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Default AUDI IS THE DEVIL. WORSHIP THE ROUNDEL

LOOK AT MY SIG AND SAY 346 HAIL BAVARIAS. CONFESS TO YOUR NEAREST BMW DEALERSHIP AND BUY ONE.
Old 05-03-2001, 11:10 PM
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Default check this out....

<center><img src="http://www.amihottornot.com/audi/40k_miles.jpg"></center><p>

mucho miles.
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when was that cars 1st b-day? Last month?
Old 05-03-2001, 11:13 PM
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Default Hah! Your car's a spring chicken compared to mine...

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Old 05-03-2001, 11:15 PM
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WOW and you've only used 250 gallons of gas the WHOLE time you owned it ;-)
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Yes, very handy when petrol is £4 per gallon ;-)
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Did you notice the pattern of the "40" across the pic?


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