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Old 12-11-2006, 11:05 PM
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Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.

Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four"

Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."

"You can't pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."

The Englishmen replied angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
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Default lol should i take offense because im 1/2 irish? guess not since im 1/2 english lol

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Old 12-12-2006, 02:39 AM
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Default lol derf derf... heres one...

whats the difference between a porcupine and a bmw???











































































































with a porcupine the ****** are on the outside.
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Default One has ****** on the outside...

the other has pr---- on the inside? LOL
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i was rolling on the bmw joke nice job keep them coming
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yes.
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