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Old 12-28-2008, 08:01 AM
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Default Going to commit suicide (will post pics later) LOL

lost audi keys..found out only audi can make me a new one..going to cost rediculous amount of money to replace..so im going to kill myself
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Please don't make the car dirty when you do that.
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Well, the interior will be clean, since he don't have the keys; exterior should just buff off
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Default Yes a new key will be like $250. Then they will try to charge you another $70 to program it

But you can program it your self of takes all of 2 minutes and you save your self $70 bucks.
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Try jumping. Seems like cheapest way to do it, and since you can't afford new keys...
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Default Start yourself on fire, bumper tow down the highway on a skateboard, and slingshot yourself

into oncoming traffic. Have an empty fire extinguisher strapped to your back and that will keep people guessing for awhile. Might as well get some notoriety if your are going to reduce population.
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Default be sure to cut with the train tracks, not across them....

if you had your keys, you could use them!
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Don't forget a will, very important. And leave a funny note to lighten the mood
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I found a key for my since sold A6 that I thought was lost. Can this be programed to work for the S?
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Default used key fobs can be had for cheap on E-Bay. A dealer will even cut a blank...

key for free. Program it yourself.


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