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Hi guys. I wanted to make my car faster by making it a rice mobile so I put 25 lbs of Akita Komachi

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Old 03-19-2003, 04:18 PM
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Default Hi guys. I wanted to make my car faster by making it a rice mobile so I put 25 lbs of Akita Komachi

rice into my engine and kept it running. After I put in about 10 lbs, the car started to make weird noises. I thought that adding hot water would soften the rice and make things better, so I added lots of hot water, but then my car started to creek and the pipes started to expand and stuff.

Help!! What do I do?!

I thought ricers were faster - what has happened?! My friend who is rice cooker mechanic told me that this was the best way to make a car truly rice!

Did I not use the corect rice? I heard Akita Komachi was a premium brand.

Please help!
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Default That guy has got to be joking........

If not, he just won the darwin award.
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Bored much? :-P
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LMAO!!!!! I heard Basmati does the trick. Give it a try!
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Hmm...I should have tried that. Although wouldn't that make it curry and not rice?
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