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Hump Day Poll: Scale of 1-10: if the best sex you ever had was a "10", driving your S4 is a "__"???

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Old 12-05-2001, 08:10 AM
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Default Hump Day Poll: Scale of 1-10: if the best sex you ever had was a "10", driving your S4 is a "__"???

I said sex was still better but the gap got narrower when I got my S4.
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Head while driving = 10.
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Well, is a "1" the worst sex you ever "had"?
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Depends...usually driving S4 is about 7-8.
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Gosh, your sex life must be awful!
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Nice....I forgot about that. Driving S4 + head=
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LOL, I think that'd rate a 12!! Assuming you didn't wreck like Steve Martin.
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NO...it's usually at a 8-9. Driving S4...CLOSE 2nd
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Default That'd be "coyote-ugly"...

A woman you sleep with so ugly when you wake up you chew your arm off rather than wake her.
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When receiving road head, swerve the car left and right. Her weight shifting will enhance the sensation. Risky maneuver, so it's best if done with a toothless c@cksucker and a open road.


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