Zaphod//TMK:Indukted

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a
brand new Audi R8. It is also the most
expensive car in the world, and it
costs him $500,000. He takes it out
for a spin and stops for a red light.
An old man on a moped (about 75 years
old) pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over at the sleek,
shiny car and asks, "What kind of
car ya'got there, sonny?"
The young man replies, "An Audi R8.
It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money, "says the old
man. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320
miles an hour!" states the
young dude proudly. The moped driver asks,
"Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the owner. So
the old man pokes his head in the
window and looks around. Then
sitting back on his moped, the
old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all
right...but I'll stick with my moped!"
Just then the light changes so the guy
decides to show the old man just
what his car can do. He floors it,
and within 30 seconds the
speedometer reads 160 mph.
Suddenly,
he notices a dot in his rear view mirror.
It seems to be getting
closer! He slows down to see what
it could be and suddenly,
whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by
him, going much faster!!!!
"What on earth could be going faster
than my Audi R8?!" the young man
asks himself. He floors the
accelerator and takes the Audi R8
up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he
sees that it's the old man on the
moped.
Amazed that the moped could pass his
Audi he gives it some more gas
and passes the moped at 275 mph.
Whoooooosh! He's feeling
pretty good until he looks in his mirror and
sees the old man gaining on him
again. Astounded by the speed of this
old guy he floors the gas
pedal and takes the Audi all the way up
to 320 mph. Not ten seconds
later he sees the moped bearing down
on him again. The Audi is
flat out and there's nothing he can
do.
Suddenly the moped plows into the back
of his Audi, demolishing the
rear. The young man jumps out, and
unbelievably, the old man is still
alive!!!
He runs up to the mangled old man and,
feeling compassion, says, "Oh my
God! Is there anything I can do for
you?"
The old man whispers, "Unhook...my
suspenders from your side-view
mirror."

2faS4u2pass

LMAO!!!! I heard the brooks brothers suspenders are THAT elastic and strong

golddog

You just made my morning.

Gop-Dogg

Hehe, I heard the Ferrari version before. Still funny.