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Old 12-05-2001, 05:51 PM
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Default OT: If any of you were wondering why I started street racing...

my original answer: I started street racing because I was road racing once a month and found myself looking to find more autosport activities to participate in... street racing allowed me to spend more time with the car as well as break some people off in the process... thus I started spending time street racing.

The REAL reason: My golf game was too good to be able to sucker people into playing for money. After I gave a couple of the good players at the club 5 strokes a side, and took bank from them in 3 presses: word got around the country club really quickly that I was husling folks, and that nobody should play P-Money for cash. Pretty soon I found myself sneaking off to driving ranges 40 miles out of town so that nobody would be able to spy on my swing or the long bombs I was hitting.
--with this form of husling screwed up beyond all repair I decided to partake in a completely different field of money-makin'... street racing. I think <a href="http://www.chaseisarace.com/Patswing.mov">this</a> pretty much sums up why I started street racing...


In case you didn't catch the link... try this one: <a href="http://www.chaseisarace.com/Patswing.mov">Pat-Socal ($P-Money$)'s swing</a>
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Damn those dollar signs are perfectly placed.....
Old 12-05-2001, 05:57 PM
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Default In case you guys didn't know...

I just wanted to post some entertainment for you fellas on a Dawson's Creek night.

In no way am I serious about this BS. However, that is one hell of a bitchin' swing

Oh, and the Cash Money thing started as a joke. All the little rice boys were starting their little teams and clubs (you know... the ones like "Subversion", and "Venom Racing" etc...), so not to be outdone, a few hardcore street racin' guys out of San Fernando and Bakersfield started a club with the sole design of implying the necesity of racing for money. Cause hey, "if it[the race] isn't for money, then it's not for real".
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Default hey, how come I'm not part of Cash Money racing?

Oh I remember...cause I blow money racing instead of make it (hangs head).

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LOL!! Golfing is how I get my extra $$$ in the summer. Texans sure know how to loose money.
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You pace yourself. (it's the age) He blows is all in one quick stint.
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Default Dude, you're CM material :)

EVERYBODY spends more than they make. It's not like I could ever make money playing golf... there is always the cost of clubs, *****, gloves, practice *****, and rounds of golf are usually sky high at the places that attract higher dollar games.

Oh, and Bryce: hopefully my camaro will be in American Iron form by Feb. Then I'll be competing in some of the 3 hour enduros with Pete, and a host of other houligans
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Default it's a shame you share your racing group name with a record company...

That stuff sucks, bad.
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Cool. You, NASA, and Warren with Wagonboy on his way there.
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Default Actually those guys are funny as hizell

rollin' around in their helicopters and 40ft. Apache's! Of course their Jags and Benz's are gay...

I love watching those videos: "Bling Bling... Lorenzos on Yokahama tires"

"If it costs less than twenty, it don't look right on me" (my favorite!!! LOL)

"My pinky ring is Platinum plus" LMAO!!

"Ni**a outta line... gonna get his motha-f*in' head bust"

" 20" with T.V.s is a must"

"Little jigga, 17, playin' with 6 figas"

"Got so much ice you can skate on it jigga"



ROTF!!!
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