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Reactions to the queens mum's death

Nice to know that the Brit's have as many morons as we do........

Excerpts from The Board of Remembrance:

"I think that the Queen Mum and Princess Diana are our very own Twin
Trade Towers. At last we can look the people of New York in the face".
L.Ward, Mansfield.
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"When Diana died I swore I would never smile again, but eventually I
did. Now the Queen Mum has gone I cannot image that I will ever smile
for the rest of my life, but I will probably break that one too".
A.Christie,Hendon.
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"She was one of the old school, all the remaining royals are ****"
J.Clement. Grantham.
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"I thought she would never die, she has let us all down very badly"
D.Holmes, Somerset.
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"She was a trooper and she never gave up. I remember one time she was
visiting a school and I asked her if she would like to make a visit to
the cloakroom before she left. 'No' she replied, 'I didn't give in to
the ***** and I won't give in to the bladder'. That's how she was, a
fighter, who refused to be beaten by anything. She pissed herself later
though, it was sickening".
B. Forrester, North Yorkshire.
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"She was a marvelous woman, and a wonderful lover". L. J.Worthington,
Penrith.
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"I am absolutely devastated, at least we could have got the dayoff".
S.Wilson, Bristol.
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"How refreshing to be able to mourn the death of a member of the Royal
family without being accused of being homosexual".
J. Fletcher, High Wycombe.
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"Her death should act as a warning to others who think it is cool to
experiment with drugs".
E. Franks, Cheshire.
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"Perhaps if we automated her old golf buggy it could still drive around
The Mall on its own and bring pleasure to the tourists".
Y. Howell, Slough.
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"Once again the Queen is not upset enough for my liking, the woman
should have a bit more compassion, how would she feel if it was her
mother?"
W.Waugh, Richmond.
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"It is such a loss, God has shat on our heads".
K. O'Neil, Inverness.
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"I am sure the Queen Mum will not let this setback put an end to her
public duties".
N. Wallace, Swansea.
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"I hold Princess Margaret in no small way responsible for this terrible
event"
E. Thompson, West Lothian.
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"Bomb Iraq for us Tony, its the only thing that will make us feel
better"
P.McGregor, Southampton.
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"We must do all we can, send blankets, food parcels, jumpers, anything
to help these brave souls who are queuing up to walk past her coffin".
R. Thompson, Bath.
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"I have been unable to ********** for five days, and will not do so
again until her majesty is buried"
E. Gorman, Derbyshire.
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"Good God, who is next, Geri Halliwell?".
R. Combes, Romford.
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"No matter how she felt, no matter the situation, she always wore a
smile. Just like a retard"
G. Hollins, East Sussex.
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"I remember she came to visit us in the East End one time. She was so
kind, so generous and so sweet. She whispered softly in my ear, 'you
know its not true' she said, 'you don't smell of ****'. She was a
wondrous person".
E.Collier, London.
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"Whichever way you look at it, it just is not as exciting as Diana".
G.Williams, West Midlands.
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"She was one of us, and by that I don't mean she
perpetrated insurance fraud or lied about expense claims. She was like
us in a good way. God bless you ma'am".
L. Weller, Harlow.
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"If only I could get my hands on that fish bone right now, you heartless
bastard!"
J. Hedges, Cowdenbeath.
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"She had such a difficult life, always battling against
adversity and misfortune. Let us hope that if there is a next time round
she is given a life of privilege and comfort"
T.D.Wainwright, Hastings.
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