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What does my car look like - a SH!T magnet???? (repost for the weekday crowd).

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Old 12-12-2003, 09:08 AM
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Default What does my car look like - a **** magnet???? (repost for the weekday crowd).

So last Friday night I headed into Phila to see a show at a small folk/alternative club. Park on 4th street north of Market. Good show despite some loudmouth heckler Sow Philly beetches in the back. Leave the place to find the pigeon (or whatever) **** density is like 5 or more per square foot!
<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/40407/p1010069.jpg">

Or actually maybe higher than 5 csf (craps per square foot).

<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/40407/p1010072.jpg">

As you can see - everywhere!! Horizontal and vertical surfaces. From any one blemish to any other is like - well, you get the picture.

WTF?? Hey, the wind was blowing, but come on!!.

And then we got hit with 6" of snow, so washing it in the driveway was out.

Oh well, a DIY carwash allowed me to get her fairly ready for this weekend's Longwood run!
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Looks thats way.
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Default Could be the bluish color against the snow. Birds like to dump in bodies of water.

Nogaro has a horrible problem with bird poop. Imola Yellow, on the other hand, attracks insects like crazy. Not rolling, but when parked. Some summer evenings, you'll find hundreds of bugs crawling all over the finish.
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That's some pretty funny ****.
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hee, hee... see you tomorrow.
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That's a sh!tty situation.
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You too huh, I had about 1000 gnats on my car one muggy summer evening!
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I'd check my friends and the area around the car for bird seed... LOL!!!
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LOL, just think if you left the sunroof open!
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Doh!


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