Summit Point Main bathroom
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Summit Point Main bathroom
I had two of the most unforgetable bathroom experiences at Summit Point this past weekend. I seriously wish I could forget one of them.
The main bathroom has three urinals. I started going in the left most urinal and another guy was going in the right most urinal. We (men) all know that you leave one urinal unused between two occupied urinals, right?? Well this guy walks in and unzips in front of the center urinal and starts relieving himself. That's not too much of a problem for me normally, but the urinals are so close we're standing shoulder to shoulder. Plus there's no dividing wall between us too.
Well this guy is pissing at 5 gallons/sec and is splattering his **** all over my shoes. What's even worse is that I'm wearing shorts and he's splattering on my bare leg!!! ARGH!!! I was so close to going postal on the guy. I ended up having to don on some latex gloves to disinfect my right leg and tossing my shoes in the trash.
Next day, same bathroom, but in the stalls:
Guy in stall 1: Excuse me. Would you mind giving me some toilet paper? I'm out of paper over here.
Guy in stall 2: Sure........Here's installment number one.
Guy in stall 3: Uh....wrong way. You want the other stall.
Guy in stall 2: Oh! Sorry.
Guy in stall 2: ....And here's installment number two.
The main bathroom has three urinals. I started going in the left most urinal and another guy was going in the right most urinal. We (men) all know that you leave one urinal unused between two occupied urinals, right?? Well this guy walks in and unzips in front of the center urinal and starts relieving himself. That's not too much of a problem for me normally, but the urinals are so close we're standing shoulder to shoulder. Plus there's no dividing wall between us too.
Well this guy is pissing at 5 gallons/sec and is splattering his **** all over my shoes. What's even worse is that I'm wearing shorts and he's splattering on my bare leg!!! ARGH!!! I was so close to going postal on the guy. I ended up having to don on some latex gloves to disinfect my right leg and tossing my shoes in the trash.
Next day, same bathroom, but in the stalls:
Guy in stall 1: Excuse me. Would you mind giving me some toilet paper? I'm out of paper over here.
Guy in stall 2: Sure........Here's installment number one.
Guy in stall 3: Uh....wrong way. You want the other stall.
Guy in stall 2: Oh! Sorry.
Guy in stall 2: ....And here's installment number two.
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Reminds me of the best drivers meeting I ever attended.....
The Miami Champcar race in 2003.
Bruno Junquiera decided to complain about Paul Tracy at the pre-race drivers meeting. I won't use Bruno's nervous and upset language to describe what happened.
Apparently, before the meeting, both were standing beside each-other in one of the bathrooms, pissing, when Bruno said "Good Luck to you today Paul...". Tracy turned towards Bruno to wish Bruno the same....all the while continuing to ****, all over Bruno's leg!
Why Bruno decided to tell us all, and he was seriously upset, is beyond me. All we could do is start laughing...and Chief Steward John Anderson did issue a warning about not pissing on each other for the rest of the day. Oh, fun times.
Bruno Junquiera decided to complain about Paul Tracy at the pre-race drivers meeting. I won't use Bruno's nervous and upset language to describe what happened.
Apparently, before the meeting, both were standing beside each-other in one of the bathrooms, pissing, when Bruno said "Good Luck to you today Paul...". Tracy turned towards Bruno to wish Bruno the same....all the while continuing to ****, all over Bruno's leg!
Why Bruno decided to tell us all, and he was seriously upset, is beyond me. All we could do is start laughing...and Chief Steward John Anderson did issue a warning about not pissing on each other for the rest of the day. Oh, fun times.
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