Decided to translate Rahul's last rant for the youngin's
#1
Decided to translate Rahul's last rant for the youngin's
just so they could also understand the complex person that he is
<b>Yo buss dis. THEY SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO PUBLISH THIS KIND OF WANTON ****!!! Now I'z all hot an' bothered.... an' desirous uh creatin multi-variate graphs... That's right, I'z been readin Tufte's "De Visual Display uh Quantitative Information," AGAIN, an' its inspired dirty (dirty, dirty, dirty) thoughts 'boutthe display uh time series data in de third dimension - eeeep. Saddle-path equilibria be beckonin me likes sirens... This be de map Charles Joseph Minard drew uh de progression uh Napoleon's army trough Russia in 1812, it be considard by some de bes statistical graphic, ever. See what I'm sayin? It plots 6 important variables... De homey wuz a Gawd! So, now, I be wonderin how to incorporate such artiskry into my careuh path - 'boutwhat sort uh wuk would evun allow, much less encourage such enlightened views uh de world. I wuz readin 'boutthe use uh multivariate graphics in publications 'roun de world - it be a dismal picture. De Japanese, uh course, be quite well versed in readin graphs dat plot fuh multiple variables; de Germans to a lessuh extent. In de US no mainskream publication (time, newsweek, WSJ) be in de practice uh usindem - de prevalent thought bein: why potentially confuse yo readership, when you can serve up a dish uh brainlessness instead... In othuh words, why confuse de already perplexed masses? To think uh all those dull-eyed, bright-tyed, chubby-finard (impatiently tappin a guens de same boardroom table as did deir father's chubby finers) rat bastards "who run thins," rudely interuptin a presentation to axe: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT??? So needless to say dis has me all excitable... THAT AND I'M GOING TO THE DENTIST TODAY - WOO ******* HOO!!! >:-) Sheeit! </b><ul><li><a href="https://forums.audiworld.com/tt/msgs/823525.phtml">Original post</a></li></ul>
<b>Yo buss dis. THEY SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO PUBLISH THIS KIND OF WANTON ****!!! Now I'z all hot an' bothered.... an' desirous uh creatin multi-variate graphs... That's right, I'z been readin Tufte's "De Visual Display uh Quantitative Information," AGAIN, an' its inspired dirty (dirty, dirty, dirty) thoughts 'boutthe display uh time series data in de third dimension - eeeep. Saddle-path equilibria be beckonin me likes sirens... This be de map Charles Joseph Minard drew uh de progression uh Napoleon's army trough Russia in 1812, it be considard by some de bes statistical graphic, ever. See what I'm sayin? It plots 6 important variables... De homey wuz a Gawd! So, now, I be wonderin how to incorporate such artiskry into my careuh path - 'boutwhat sort uh wuk would evun allow, much less encourage such enlightened views uh de world. I wuz readin 'boutthe use uh multivariate graphics in publications 'roun de world - it be a dismal picture. De Japanese, uh course, be quite well versed in readin graphs dat plot fuh multiple variables; de Germans to a lessuh extent. In de US no mainskream publication (time, newsweek, WSJ) be in de practice uh usindem - de prevalent thought bein: why potentially confuse yo readership, when you can serve up a dish uh brainlessness instead... In othuh words, why confuse de already perplexed masses? To think uh all those dull-eyed, bright-tyed, chubby-finard (impatiently tappin a guens de same boardroom table as did deir father's chubby finers) rat bastards "who run thins," rudely interuptin a presentation to axe: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT??? So needless to say dis has me all excitable... THAT AND I'M GOING TO THE DENTIST TODAY - WOO ******* HOO!!! >:-) Sheeit! </b><ul><li><a href="https://forums.audiworld.com/tt/msgs/823525.phtml">Original post</a></li></ul>
#3
Eighth Member of AudiWorld. God-like, glorious and all-knowing.
Or in "German"...
Yo buss dis. SIE SOLLTEN NICHT DIESE ART MUTWILLIGEN **** VERÖFFENTLICHEN GELASSEN WERDEN!!! Jetzt I'z ganz heißes störte '.... ein ' in dem Wunsch uh creatin multivariate Diagramme... Das ist, I'z recht, das Zeittabelledaten uh Anzeige boutthe ' seine angespornten schmutzigen (schmutzig, schmutzig, schmutzig) Gedanken gewesen wird ' readin Tuftes "De Sichtanzeige uh quantitative Informationen," WIEDER, De drittes im Maß - eeeep. Satteln-Weg Gleichgewicht ist beckonin ich Gleichsirenen... Dieses ist de map Charles Joseph, den Minard Armeeabflußrinne Rußland Uh de progression uh Napoleons 1812 zeichnete, es ist considard durch irgendeine de Bes statistische Graphik, überhaupt. Sehen Sie, was ich sayin bin? Es plottet 6 wichtige Variablen... De homey wuz ein Gawd! So jetzt ist I wonderin, wie man so enthält, die in meinen careuh Weg artiskry sind - ' boutwhat Art uh wuk würde evun, viel kleiner anregen solche erleuchtete views Uh de world gewähren. Wuz I readin ' boutthe Gebrauch uh multivariate Graphiken in den Publikationen ' Roun de world - es ist eine dismal Abbildung. De Japanese, uh Kurs, ist in den readin Diagramme dat Plot fuh Mehrfachverbindungsstelle Variablen ziemlich wohles versed; de Germans in einem lessuh Umfang. In De US ist keine mainskream Publikation (Zeit, newsweek, WSJ) im de practice uh usindem - De überwiegendes Gedanke bein: warum möglicherweise yo Leserschaft verwirren Sie, wenn Sie herauf ein Teller uh brainlessness anstatt dienen können... In den othuh Wörtern warum verwirren Sie De perplexed bereits Massen? Uh denken alle jene stumpfen-eyed, hellen-tyed, chubby-finard-finard (ungeduldig tappin ein guens De die gleiche Sitzungssaaltabelle, wie chubby finers des deir Vaters), Rattebastard ", wer verdünnt, "rudely interuptin eine Darstellung, um zu behauen laufen: WAS IST DIE HÖLLE DIE SOLLEN DARSTELLEN??? So unnötig, dis hat zu sagen mich ganz excitable... DAS UND ICH GEHEN ZUM ZAHNARZT HEUTE - FLEHEN SIE ******* HOO!! AN! >:-) Sheeit!
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