Early Friday Bubba Humor
04-05-2001, 07:08 AM
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Early Friday Bubba Humor
Bubba died in a fire and was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body,
so his two best friends, Daryl and TTSMKR, were called
for.
Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Daryl looked and said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad.
Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and
Daryl looked and said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought that was rather strange as he
was pretty sure of the body's identity. TTSMKR was then
brought in to identify the body. TTSMKR took a look at
him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and TTSMKR looked down and
said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
TTMSKR said, "Well, Bubba had two *******s."
"What? He had two *******s?" asked the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew about it, too. Every time we
went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba
with them two *******s.' "
The morgue needed someone to identify the body,
so his two best friends, Daryl and TTSMKR, were called
for.
Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Daryl looked and said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad.
Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and
Daryl looked and said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought that was rather strange as he
was pretty sure of the body's identity. TTSMKR was then
brought in to identify the body. TTSMKR took a look at
him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and TTSMKR looked down and
said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
TTMSKR said, "Well, Bubba had two *******s."
"What? He had two *******s?" asked the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew about it, too. Every time we
went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba
with them two *******s.' "
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