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Old 01-10-2002, 05:24 AM
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Default Given the amount of drinking that goes on at TT events, it's safe to say our ancestors must have

been sailors. I humbly offer the following as my support:

The following true tale is from the history of the oldest commissioned warship in the world, the USS Constitution. It comes by way of the National Park Service, as printed in `Oceanographic Ships, Fore and Aft', a periodical by the oceanographer of the US Navy.

On 23 August 1779, the USS Constitution set sail from Boston, loaded with 475 officers and men, 48,600 gallons of water, 74,000 cannon shot, 11,500 pounds of black powder, and 79,400 gallons of rum. Her mission: to destroy and harass British shipping.

On 6 October, she made Jamaica, took on 826 pounds of flour and 68,300 gallons of rum. Three weeks later, Constitution reached the Azores, where she provisioned with 550 pounds of beef and 2,300 gallons of Portuguese wine.

On 18 November, she set sail for England, where her crew captured and scuttled 12 English merchant vessels and took aboard their rum. By this time Constitution had run out of shot. Nevertheless, she made her way unarmed up the Firth of Clyde for a night raid. Here, her landing party captured a whiskey distillery, transferred 13,000 gallons aboard, and headed for home.

On 20 February 1780, the Constitution arrived in Boston with no cannon shot, no food, no powder, no rum and no whiskey. She did, however, still carry her crew of 475 officers and men and 18,600 gallons of water. The math is quite enlightening: Length of cruise:181 days. Booze consumption: 1.26 gallons per man per day (this does NOT include the unknown quantity of rum captured from the 12 English merchant vessels in November).

Naval historians say that the reenlistment rate from this cruise was 92 percent
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Rahul, no limes...
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How many of their decendents are members of 12-step programs today?
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Default Just a question, that is 128000 Gal total liquid leaving port. 25.6 tanker trucks, or 2560 50 gal

drums, right about 1,000,000 lbs of liquid. I would look up the weight of the ship on this one.
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Default Oh sure! Put a pencil to it!

It was a nice story while it lasted.
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Default Or as seen on a T-shirt at the start line...

"My crew is complaining that the racing is getting in the way of their drinking".
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Sorry. Then again, desperate men in desperate times can do amazing things!
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Default nice story...

I do have some doubts about any ship commissioned as late as the 1700's being the oldest commissioned warship in the world. Perhaps the oldest US warship...

BTW I have your name as a Houston drive participant. Still trying to find more :-(
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