I killed a marmot (or some such critter)... :-(
#1
I killed a marmot (or some such critter)... :-(
I was just driving along and the poor bastard came loping along at an improbable pace - right in front of the car and was hit by the passenger-side front tire... (no carnage noted in quick inspection of the undercarriage)... He looked like a mink or a sable only much bigger (maybe a marten?) and much more dead. With not quite enough fur on him to make a stoll for a future ex or enough meat for more than an appetizer portion of Rotisseried Marmot - Hey! Living in the Hamster would bring out the pragmatist/survivalist in you, too!
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I felt so guilty (years of wildlife rehab. voluteerism and repentance for a family of former big game hunters will do that to ya'), I had to turn around and make sure he was good enough dead - he was, alas <sigh>... which is probably better as didn't want to have to run the poor bastard over again or anything... :-( That or your supposed to twist their little necks so they don't have to suffer - can you imagine how much bourbon it would take to undo that episode? Marmot as symbol of my lost youth?
Accckkk!!!
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I felt so guilty (years of wildlife rehab. voluteerism and repentance for a family of former big game hunters will do that to ya'), I had to turn around and make sure he was good enough dead - he was, alas <sigh>... which is probably better as didn't want to have to run the poor bastard over again or anything... :-( That or your supposed to twist their little necks so they don't have to suffer - can you imagine how much bourbon it would take to undo that episode? Marmot as symbol of my lost youth?
Accckkk!!!
#6
yeah dude but nothings worse than this..
awhile back i was out for a drive had three of my favourite girlies in the car..I hit a rabbit...it was stuck in the lower grill head first...it was still alive.. the women started crying and calling me all sorts of things...not a good scene...so i figured i outta put it out of its misery..but first i had to pry it out of the air damn.. anyways to make a long story short...i got sprayed with rabbit blood all over my pants..the night after that went down hill rather fast if you know what i mean...
#7
Wildlife-killing bastage! For shame! ;)
But in the larger scheme of things, it's all a wash.
Actually, what often is not known about wild aminals is that they secretly want to end it all. You've seen those "real-life" commercials with the squirrels causing accidents; well, sometimes, that's their last desperate cry for help. (Guess this isn't really helping you feel better, is it?) Anyway, get out there and atone for your wanton act of marmot-slaying by being at one with your fellow mammals. One or tow of 'em may take a bite out of you, but think of it as penance. (BWAWhahahaha!)
Actually, what often is not known about wild aminals is that they secretly want to end it all. You've seen those "real-life" commercials with the squirrels causing accidents; well, sometimes, that's their last desperate cry for help. (Guess this isn't really helping you feel better, is it?) Anyway, get out there and atone for your wanton act of marmot-slaying by being at one with your fellow mammals. One or tow of 'em may take a bite out of you, but think of it as penance. (BWAWhahahaha!)
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#9
Wow! In a weird way, that makes it all seem better... :-)
And it kinda reminds me of one of Henri's killing sprees, but he eats the rabbits instead of just anointing himself with the blood of his kill... ;-)