Late fri funny
01-04-2002, 12:46 PM
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Late fri funny
A couple jumps into bed for the evening to watch some TV. After a few minutes, the guy cuts a fart and throws his hands in the air and yells "TOUCHDOWN! 7-0" The woman waits a few minutes and retaliates with her own and screams "ITS GOOD! The game is all tied"
About 10 minutes later, the guy eeks out another blast and proclaims that he has taken the lead "Touchdown......its a 7 point lead!!" The woman not giving up, lets out a good one and proclaims "ITS A TIE GAME!"
The man was then squirming around obviously trying to squeeze out another one to take the lead back when a horrible wet noise came from under the covers. "What the <b>Hell</b> was that?" the woman asked.
"errrr...Half time, lets switch sides!" =-)
About 10 minutes later, the guy eeks out another blast and proclaims that he has taken the lead "Touchdown......its a 7 point lead!!" The woman not giving up, lets out a good one and proclaims "ITS A TIE GAME!"
The man was then squirming around obviously trying to squeeze out another one to take the lead back when a horrible wet noise came from under the covers. "What the <b>Hell</b> was that?" the woman asked.
"errrr...Half time, lets switch sides!" =-)
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