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Male Audi drivers have sex 2.1 x wk, ousted by BMW drivers who do it 2.2x

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Old 05-04-2004, 07:08 AM
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Default Male Audi drivers have sex 2.1 x wk, ousted by BMW drivers who do it 2.2x

Porsche drivers only do it 1.4x!

2.1? What, did the driver get a hard on, partner taps it, therefore, 0.1? LOL


Looks like women Audi drivers get it 2.0/wk...I guess Audi men are going else where or the women don't consider the 0.1 sex.

<a href="http://www.nzherald.co.nz/storydisplay.cfm?storyID=3563949&thesection=news&t hesubsection=world"> BMW drivers have more sex according to car magazine survey </a>
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They pay for it. We don't.
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Audi drivers are only counting the times when another person is involved.
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Default Man, you guys are lucky I drive an Audi...

otherwise, your averages would be *way* lower.
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Did they mean in the car, or does anywhere count?
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Don't let your wife know how you spend your time if you drive a BMW and she drives a Porsche
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Clearly the better the car the less need for SEX
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or just not that many young people drive porsches hmmmmm....
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Haha :-)
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so...Meem would be doing it 4.3x a week? dayam!!!!!


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