paintter

Once upon a time a powerful emperor of Japan advertised for a new
Chief Samurai. After a year, only three samurai had applied for the job: one
Japanese, one Chinese, and one Jewish. The emperor called them all before his court. Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and SWISH... the fly fell to the floor,
neatly divided in two!

What a feat!" said the Emperor. "Samurai number two, show me what you can do."
The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and SWISH SWISH...the fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.

"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, samurai
number three?" Samurai number three stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing a fly, drew his samurai sword and SWOOOOOOSH... he flourished his sword so mightily, that a gust of wind blew through the room. But the fly was still buzzing around!

In disappointment, the emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."
"Dead, schmead," replied the Jewish samurai. "Dead is easy. But a circumcision? THAT takes skill!"

Jason Chen

They asked him about his skills and he open a box and let a fly out and did a couple of attacks and he said, now the fly is circumcised.

I kinda miss him