Morning all......the pervy surgery (joke)....
11-06-2006, 04:07 AM
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Morning all......the pervy surgery (joke)....
A woman walks into the doctor's surgery but doesn't like the way he's looking at her.
When he tells her to undress, she asks him if he wouldn't mind turning the lights off before she disrobes.
After he turns out the lights she gets undressed and says: "Where will I put my clothes?"
"Hang them up over here," he says.
"Next to mine."
When he tells her to undress, she asks him if he wouldn't mind turning the lights off before she disrobes.
After he turns out the lights she gets undressed and says: "Where will I put my clothes?"
"Hang them up over here," he says.
"Next to mine."
11-06-2006, 04:08 AM
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The hippy and the nun....
A hippy gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.
He sits down next to her, and asks her: Can we have sex ?"
No," she replies, "I'm married to God."
She then stands up, and gets off at the next stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippy and says :
I can tell you how to get to have sex with her !"
Yeah ?", says the hippy. Yeah", say the bus driver. "She goes to
the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress
up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your
beard,and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God"
The hippy decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night. 'I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face," You must have sex with me" The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself
to **** sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.
As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
Ha-ha!," he cries. "I am the hippy!"
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"Ha-ha!," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver "
He sits down next to her, and asks her: Can we have sex ?"
No," she replies, "I'm married to God."
She then stands up, and gets off at the next stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippy and says :
I can tell you how to get to have sex with her !"
Yeah ?", says the hippy. Yeah", say the bus driver. "She goes to
the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress
up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your
beard,and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God"
The hippy decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night. 'I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face," You must have sex with me" The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself
to **** sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.
As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
Ha-ha!," he cries. "I am the hippy!"
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"Ha-ha!," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver "
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