Kriminal

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes. when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said. "Come on man, how about giving a senior
citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an ugly turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So I called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it
on the windscreen with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age !