OT: Moms! Help! . . . . . .
#1
OT: Moms! Help! . . . . . .
How does this work? Last night I put my sweatshirt in the dryer . . . and this morning I pull it out and it is absolutely completely inside out. Is there some freakish dryer monster that does this? I don't understand how a drum-thingy spinning around can turn my sweatshirt inside out. If there is a monster should I leave him/her leftover dinner scraps? That's all, thanks.
-dave-
-dave-
#5
Will bachelor advice work?
1) Yes, dryers will do weird things to clothing. For example, never dry your favorite cashmere sweater in the dryer... unless you want your dog/cat to enjoy the luxury of wearing fine garments. Similarly, dryers will eat socks, mittens, and (only around the holiday season), cause all your clothes to shrink around the waist.
2) If asked by your SO if she looks fat, never, never answer in the affirmative or negative. Merely reply that she looks perfect to you, take her to dinner, and ignore the gravitational perturbations that occur in her wake.
3) Don't tell the dealer that you've modded your TT; tell them that you've never even looked under the hood, and feign ignorance of Stratmosphere, Bilstein, H&R, Forge, Bailey, APR, GIAC, etc.
2) If asked by your SO if she looks fat, never, never answer in the affirmative or negative. Merely reply that she looks perfect to you, take her to dinner, and ignore the gravitational perturbations that occur in her wake.
3) Don't tell the dealer that you've modded your TT; tell them that you've never even looked under the hood, and feign ignorance of Stratmosphere, Bilstein, H&R, Forge, Bailey, APR, GIAC, etc.