nicetts

We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot
of entertainers had promised to leave the country if
George W. Bush became President.
With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those
who want to keep their promise!
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell,
Cher, Phil Donahue, David Geffin, Barbara Streisand,
Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made that promise,
please report to Florida for the sailing of the
Funship Cruise, "Elation", which has been commissioned to
take you to your new homes outside of the USA.

The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell
Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward,
and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay...at least four
years and you should consider the possibility of eight
years.

Your captain is to be Bill Clinton and your cruise
director will be Al Gore. Monica Lewinsky will be
your recreation director. Ted Kennedy will act as
lifeguard and supervise swimming instruction. Mr.
Kennedy will also be teaching a course in emergency
procedures. Your spiritual advisor and marriage
counselor will be the Rev. Jesse Jackson.

If you've any questions about making arrangements
for your homes, friends and loved ones, please direct
your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can
raise your children while you're gone, and she can
watch over all your money and your furnishings until you
return.

Bon Voyage!

Ego

That was an absolute keeper. I LOVE it!

nansaidh

fabulous! hmmm how come Mickey A. didn't sign it?