dloftis

From the fiance (in an email) >>>

I thought you and the people on Audiworld would enjoy this one!


Never under estimate the little old Lady.....
>
>A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day. carrying a bag of
>money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to
>open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"
>
>After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the
>president's office (the customer is always right!)
>
>The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit.
>She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk.
>
>The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash,
>so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash
>around. "Where did you get this money?"
>
>The old lady replied, "I make bets."
>
>The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"
>
>The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your
>***** are square."
>
>"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win
>that kind of bet!"
>
>The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
>
>"Sure," said the president, I'll bet $25,000 that my ***** are not
>square!"
>
>The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money
>involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as a
>witness?"
>
>"Sure!" replied the confident president.
>
>That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a
>long time in front of a mirror checking his *****, turning from side
>to side, again and again.
>
>He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there was absolutely no
>way his ***** were square and that he would win the bet.
>
>The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appeared
>with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the
>president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's ***** are
>square!"
>
>The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to
>drop his pants so they could all see. The president did. The little old
>lady peered closely at his ***** and then asked if she could feel them.
>
>"Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess
>you should be absolutely sure."
>
>Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head
>against the wall. The President asked the old lady, "What the hell's the
>matter with your lawyer?"
>
>She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 AM today,
>I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's ***** in my hand."

Merou

lol - similar joke to Tarantino's in "Desperado" w/ Banderas