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Old 08-04-2005, 08:36 AM
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i can teach you. $55/hour

it's well worth it.

here's a testimonial from a satisfied customer:

(Quiggy Johnson, 34, South Central Maine)

"when i first got into Hat-Maker's TT driving lessons, i thought 'what a rip off, i don't even get lunch'....but 22 hours later, with no sleep...i was driving like a star! Everytime i made a crisp turn, he would punch me...and i loved the pain. It made me drive crisper and made me alert. These unorthodox tactics are mindblowing. One time, i accidentally cut off a van and Hat-Maker jumped out of the car. Which made me stop the car and realise how wrong my driving had been. Now i don't cut off anything, not even the stem on the core of my apple that i'm currently eating. All in all, well worth the $230,000 dollars i spent over 3 years...even though Hat-Maker is now married to my wife"
Old 08-04-2005, 08:37 AM
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Nice. Where do I sign up?
Old 08-04-2005, 08:39 AM
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you have some serious issues to work out man
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Ah this must be part of the Veyron payment plan
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That's good stuff.... =)
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Classic Everso - I love it - How many hours are booked?
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Thats why he is giving $55/hr lessons...he needs the cash for the med bills
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Dude, you're nuttier than squirrel turds....but in a good way...
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can't wait to see the movie
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