Tuesday: Cat or Dog
05-21-2002, 05:16 AM
#1
Member
Thread Starter
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 4,008
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Tuesday: Cat or Dog
What is a Cat?
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.
CONCLUSION:
They're tiny women in little fur coats.
What is a Dog?
1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.
CONCLUSION:
They're tiny men
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.
CONCLUSION:
They're tiny women in little fur coats.
What is a Dog?
1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.
CONCLUSION:
They're tiny men
05-21-2002, 06:03 AM
#7
Senior Member
Join Date: May 2000
Posts: 7,613
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Actually...
...they do! You and Bob are so full of crap. Cats have only been domesticated for about the last 500 years, while dogs have served mankind for several thousand years.
Dogs are, evolution-wise, already born with certain attractions to humans. Cats have only recently come on the scene. Except for the enlightened Egyptians, Greeks and Romans, who revered cats for their intelligence and hunting prowess, the world treated cats like **** for centuries. Cats saved thousands of people from death during the time of the Black Plague.
But I digress. Anyway, when we came back from Asheville, my wife and I stayed only one night in the house before leaving again for Key Largo. I got back to the house first, after practically 2 weeks of the cat not seeing us. He jumped on my chest, planted himself there, and while I was petting him, he started drooling! He was so happy to have us back, he couldn't control his bodily functions (he is almost 10 yrs old now) :-) So, while I really like dogs, a cat is the only pet you can have which is identical in every respect (except size) to it's wild cousins, the tigers, leopards, etc.
So there. Besides, somebody has to stick up for the cats while Ellen is away :-P
Dogs are, evolution-wise, already born with certain attractions to humans. Cats have only recently come on the scene. Except for the enlightened Egyptians, Greeks and Romans, who revered cats for their intelligence and hunting prowess, the world treated cats like **** for centuries. Cats saved thousands of people from death during the time of the Black Plague.
But I digress. Anyway, when we came back from Asheville, my wife and I stayed only one night in the house before leaving again for Key Largo. I got back to the house first, after practically 2 weeks of the cat not seeing us. He jumped on my chest, planted himself there, and while I was petting him, he started drooling! He was so happy to have us back, he couldn't control his bodily functions (he is almost 10 yrs old now) :-) So, while I really like dogs, a cat is the only pet you can have which is identical in every respect (except size) to it's wild cousins, the tigers, leopards, etc.
So there. Besides, somebody has to stick up for the cats while Ellen is away :-P
Trending Topics
05-21-2002, 06:17 AM
#8
AudiWorld Super User
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 19,263
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
I had a very wild mouse once, damn thing terrorized the house!
Not unlike it's larger brethen, rats! (and don't give me any of the "should of had a cat stuff," mice are just front men and shills for cats!) :-P
05-21-2002, 06:24 AM
#9
Member
Join Date: Mar 2000
Posts: 1,501
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Our cat drools like crazy when she's happy and purring...
<center><img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/AudiWorldPics/2000/TT-with-cat.jpg"></center><p>When you pet her just right, she'll start purring loudly and leaking like a faucet. Quite funny to see such a tidy and seemingly self-concsious animal "lose control" like that. She's only 3.