OrangeMan

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,

Located in upstate New York. Willing to go about 250 miles.
I made my Carrera 4S RWD and my X5 is boring. I am looking for my ultimate winter meme machine (think snowboard/hoon/scca winter rally).
Looking for this car (not saying it has to be exactly like this for X price, just saying this would be ideal):

Must be:
Coupe
Manual
"Quattro"

Important:
k04 (or larger)
Haldex controller

Nice to have:
Over 100k miles
Stage 2+
Studded winter tires
Lowered, with proper struts/coils
recent maintenance/belts etc
that sweet 3.2 front bumper that looks different for whatever reason
Black interior
doesn't smell like pot, you cretins
Good paint, something I can still drive to the office (sideways, at 110) without looking like an anime kid
Dark color: Black, Gray, Dark Blue
roof rack

I'll pay whatever for the right car, but I'm specifically looking for something I don't have to care about in the salt or if I bounce off a snow bank or two.

Show me what you got, leave a reply and text three15-two89-five055 because i have no idea if I will get emails from this site

Thanks,

Kyle