TCMiller

So he asked around about what to do and came to the conclusion he needed a cocky young rooster. Well he went to an auction and got the best looking rooster he could find and paid a pretty penny for him. Took the rooster back to the farm and before he had the crate door open the rooster was off to the hen house. The farmer heard an awful comosion but by the time he got to the hen house the rooster was off to the turkeys. When he finally caught up the rooster he said your going to have to slow down, I paid big money for you and your going to wear yourself out too soon. The rooster looked at him oddly and took off after some ducks. He didn't see the rooster for the rest of the afternoon, later that night he looked out the door of his farmhouse and saw the rooster laying on the edge of the road with vultures flying above. He thought to himself he knew this was going to happen the rooster had over exerted himself and had died. He stood over the rooster and looked down at him sadly and said I told you this was going to happen. The rooster slowly opened one eye, pointed one finger to the sky and said............Shhhhhhh, Vultures