EdP

> How to make a Christmas Cake
>>
>> Ingredients:
>> nuts
>> 1 tsp salt
>> 1 cup of sugar
>> 1 cup of water
>> 1 bottle Vodka**
>> 1 tsp baking soda
>> 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice
>> 2 cups of dried fruit
>> 4 large eggs
>>
>> Sample the vodka to check quality.
>> Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. To be sure it is the
>> highest
>> quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
>> Turn on the electric mixer.
>> Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
>> Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
>> At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is still OK.
>> Try another cup .... just in case
>> Turn off the mixerer.
>> Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of
>> dried fruit.
>> Pick fruit off floor.
>> Mix on the turner.
>> If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose
>> with a
>> sdrewscriver.
>> Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
>> Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a
>> ****.
>> Check the vodka.
>> Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
>> Add one table.
>> Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
>> Greash the oven and **** in the fridge.
>> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
>> Don't forget to beat off the turner.
>> Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka
>> and kick the
>> cat.
>> Fall into bed.
>>
>> CHERRY MISTMAS!

Doug K

LOL that is too funny, just what I needed to liven up this training session :-)

Ron_C

Haha. very nice