Merry Christmas from MotoDyne
12-24-2002, 09:19 PM
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Merry Christmas from MotoDyne
Twas the night before Christmas, in all of AudiWorld Town
Not a member was posting, not even EvilClown.
Would I have to worry about independant thinking? Never!
As long as there were posters like Audi's4ever.
The S-car list was nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of 12v superchargers danced in their heads,
And my girlfriend in her PJ's, and I in my briefs,
Had just settled down to get sleep and relief.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up on the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the illusion of coolness to my Audi below,
When, what to my bloodshot eyes should appear,
But an Audi pulled by several controversial eBay auctioneers.
With a brash young driver, carrying car parts in his sack,
I knew in a moment it must be Rob Hack.
Not fraud-like at all through the night sky they came,
Hack whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"On, Germanubercars! On Lifestyle 26! On Holbert959!
And all of the others who sell parts from MotoDyne!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now sell my stuff, sell my stuff, sell my stuff all!"
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With a car full of parts, and Robert Hack too.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Mr. Hack came with a bound.
I was amazed to see him finally, standing there,
Carrying unique Audi parts, none at all were vaporware,
A bundle of chip sets he had flung in his pack,
I said he looked like a cybercriminal but he made me take it back.
The anti-MotoDyne posts I made he tightly clenched in his teeth,
And then he clobbered me with my own brand new wreath.
He seemed nice enough, standing near my fireplace,
But I laughed when I saw him, so he punched me in the face.
I said I thought as a business owner, he was a mess,
As I was judging him purely from all the bad AudiWorld press.
He said, "Mostly those who never dealt with me say my parts don't exist,
They falsly accuse me of swindling because they are pissed.
The truth of the matter is I'm an honorable man,
Jealous competition is where most of this began."
I replied to him, "Mr. Hack, don't take me for a sucker,
I read all those postings by Jimmy and Tucker!"
"Lies one and all", he then quickly said,
I said I had doubts so he kicked me in the head.
He added, "Compared to the others I do superior work,
Yet I get a bad rep because they say I'm a jerk!"
From all the pain he delivered I was still moanin',
And I saw that he was with the director from "Ronin".
His blows to my head spilled blood from my nose,
But he gave me a $6,000 12v supercharger and up the chimney he rose.
And I heard him exclaim, as I struggled to cough,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all...F--- OFF!!!"
PAUL KELMENSON ,
1997 S8 for sale
2002 S8
Not a member was posting, not even EvilClown.
Would I have to worry about independant thinking? Never!
As long as there were posters like Audi's4ever.
The S-car list was nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of 12v superchargers danced in their heads,
And my girlfriend in her PJ's, and I in my briefs,
Had just settled down to get sleep and relief.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up on the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the illusion of coolness to my Audi below,
When, what to my bloodshot eyes should appear,
But an Audi pulled by several controversial eBay auctioneers.
With a brash young driver, carrying car parts in his sack,
I knew in a moment it must be Rob Hack.
Not fraud-like at all through the night sky they came,
Hack whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"On, Germanubercars! On Lifestyle 26! On Holbert959!
And all of the others who sell parts from MotoDyne!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now sell my stuff, sell my stuff, sell my stuff all!"
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With a car full of parts, and Robert Hack too.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Mr. Hack came with a bound.
I was amazed to see him finally, standing there,
Carrying unique Audi parts, none at all were vaporware,
A bundle of chip sets he had flung in his pack,
I said he looked like a cybercriminal but he made me take it back.
The anti-MotoDyne posts I made he tightly clenched in his teeth,
And then he clobbered me with my own brand new wreath.
He seemed nice enough, standing near my fireplace,
But I laughed when I saw him, so he punched me in the face.
I said I thought as a business owner, he was a mess,
As I was judging him purely from all the bad AudiWorld press.
He said, "Mostly those who never dealt with me say my parts don't exist,
They falsly accuse me of swindling because they are pissed.
The truth of the matter is I'm an honorable man,
Jealous competition is where most of this began."
I replied to him, "Mr. Hack, don't take me for a sucker,
I read all those postings by Jimmy and Tucker!"
"Lies one and all", he then quickly said,
I said I had doubts so he kicked me in the head.
He added, "Compared to the others I do superior work,
Yet I get a bad rep because they say I'm a jerk!"
From all the pain he delivered I was still moanin',
And I saw that he was with the director from "Ronin".
His blows to my head spilled blood from my nose,
But he gave me a $6,000 12v supercharger and up the chimney he rose.
And I heard him exclaim, as I struggled to cough,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all...F--- OFF!!!"
PAUL KELMENSON ,
1997 S8 for sale
2002 S8
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