Holy cow, Lyleswk! Sure enough, went to Audizine and there was the EXACT SAME issue I was having with my car except on an '06 Avant. ECU unit gets crack in housing or torrential rain causes some water to get in there and bam! Fans on when the car is off. So check this out. The dealership (Bernardi Audi) has my car all day from 8:30 and doesn't call me until after 6 to tell me that they need to do "further diagnosis" in the morning. The service advisor can't even give me a clue as to what's wrong. So I tell him I'm going to have to pick the car up because I need it to actually live my life the next day. I get there and after awhile of joking about the lady who just left who was haggling over the charge of shop materials and hazardous waste disposal (she said she could get rid of it herself because the town of Wellesley will take anything - if you don't know Wellesley, VERY wealthy, but the wealthier you are, the cheaper you are, I'm generalizing of course, AND she got Audi to replace her thermostat free out of warranty!), he says "well, to be honest, we've been really busy and the guy who was supposed to work on it kept getting pulled away and didn't have a chance to diagnose it." So in the meantime, the "I'll dispose of that hazardous waste myself" lady has dropped off her loaner car and he says he can give it to me if I want to do that instead. I say sure ('13 A4 2.0 with just over 2K on it) and off I go. So today he calls me at 11:30 and says "the mechanic heard the fans come on and he pulled the code and it looks like the fan control module." He quotes me almost $1,100 (which includes the $125 for the diagnostic work I agreed to pay) and (it's 11:30 AM) he won't be able to get the part until tomorrow. I tell him I'll think about it, but it sounds way expensive because I don't think the part is more than $400. He calls me back 30 minutes later and says "I can get that down to $850 for you." Really? Like he's doing me a HUGE favor?! But he's got to know by 3 PM because he can get the part ordered. This is now (on their web site) the "largest Audi facility in North America" that they just finished buiildiing and is 66,000 square feet and they don't carry this part?? So I call ECS (love them!) and they quite me $316 for the part delivered. I'm in the ballpark even if they mark it up to $400. Then I look up the install and it doesn't seem like it would take a "master mechanic" more than 30 minutes to do the job. I also find out about the ECU (ECM) being an issue and call the service advisor back to tell him all of this, which results in a conference call with the mechanic saying he was going to check the ECM first just in case, but that would constitute time on the clock and if that's not the issue then they'd have to charge me and then go replace the fan control module anyway. I tell him that seems more plausable than the fan control module because of where it sits and he says "the ECM sits up high, too" and I say, "yes, except when torrential rain comes down the windshield and splashes the ECU box over the cowl (which is a known problem), it seems more reasonable to me to check that first and that I'd feel better taking it back to my mechanic.