So, I walk out to my car, and there's this guy...
09-07-2002, 12:40 PM
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So, I walk out to my car, and there's this guy...
with a suitcase spread out my HOOD, on my brand new A4, and he's rifling through all his cr@p, oblivious that I'm behind him.
I'm standing there, nearly besides myself, surrounded by three women in dark, full length veils--apparently his family, and I finally yell "EXCUSE ME SIR!!!"
That gets his attention, spinning him around with a look of surprise and apology. "Sorry" he says deferentially, and I get the impression english isn't his forté. I shrug the whole thing off -- the prospect of beginning a heated argument with a whole family that doesn't know english is not how I want to remember an otherwise excellent day.
If my car were damaged, I might have not been so nice.
I'm standing there, nearly besides myself, surrounded by three women in dark, full length veils--apparently his family, and I finally yell "EXCUSE ME SIR!!!"
That gets his attention, spinning him around with a look of surprise and apology. "Sorry" he says deferentially, and I get the impression english isn't his forté. I shrug the whole thing off -- the prospect of beginning a heated argument with a whole family that doesn't know english is not how I want to remember an otherwise excellent day.
If my car were damaged, I might have not been so nice.
09-07-2002, 12:58 PM
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Re: So, I walk out to my car, and there's this guy...
You should've put his suitcase on the ground, dropped your pants and spread your butt-cheeks all over his case doing a 360 turn, slow enough not to burn the skin.
And if you haven't showered in a while, too bad. Who knows when he last washed his suitcase.
And if you haven't showered in a while, too bad. Who knows when he last washed his suitcase.
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09-07-2002, 01:29 PM
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tell you what i hate... being of an south asian family.. we get all these
old women with bangles jangling over their arms... and man, they just love resting their arms on the car and dragging them across as the walk... God I go ballistic...sortof.. actually just be the gentleman and offer my arm instead of the paint!!! ARGH 
steer clear of family events... sigh
and people who eat in the car... arhga ;rlja sdfljadf
steer clear of family events... sighand people who eat in the car... arhga ;rlja sdfljadf
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09-07-2002, 02:10 PM
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indeed...allthose little black flecks you seen in your bread, that little bit of crunch
in your tomato soup.
Point is the chances are what you dont see wont hurt you
Hey, I believe on average you eat one tomato worm per bottle of ketchup, i know that US laws are a little more lax on the amount of crap that can crawl into the food smushers, but wherever you are, aint gonna stop it
Point is the chances are what you dont see wont hurt you
Hey, I believe on average you eat one tomato worm per bottle of ketchup, i know that US laws are a little more lax on the amount of crap that can crawl into the food smushers, but wherever you are, aint gonna stop it
